***Official Friday Silliness Thread***

do not click this ^ | 09/09/2005 | *shrugs*

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?





Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)

[Michael Goldsberry]

Okay, I went back through your history to find this infamous picture you've been on about.

What are you talking about? You're a good looking chick.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Try a new set if you see my picture and think it is nice.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Thanks, I wish I could see it. I try, but fail horribly.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Yeah, well look at the goofball on my profile page.

[JimWforBush]

I am outta here.

Everybody have a good weekend.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Bye Jim, Have a wonderful weekend. I am outta here very shortly!!

[Michael Goldsberry]

Later. Have a martini for me too.

(I've gotta work, grumble grumble grumble.)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are not a goofball!

[Dog Gone]

Later 'gator.

[Michael Goldsberry]

There. And you ain't the ugly duckling. Truce.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Thanks, I am outta here.

Hey if you want to throw darts at the picture, go ahead. It also scares away critters in the basement!!

[Michael Goldsberry]

Have a good one.

[NCC-1701]

Geeesh, Louise, that's better than any amount of cowbell!!!

[mware]

Where is there a giant lizard banging on my front door?

[CJ Wolf]

[Izzy Dunne]

Doing my part for the public health...

[ThomasNast]

Here's a silly joke...

A pianist (Jill) and singer (Krista) are rehearsing "Autumn Leaves" for a concert and Jill says:

"OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor."

Krista says: "Wow, I don't think I can remember all of that."

Jill says: "Well, that's what you did last time."

[theDentist]

That's him!

[Colonial Warrior]

A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.

[Colonial Warrior]

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.