Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)
Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?
Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)
I took it as sarcasm considering the source ; ) So I said otay, i'll be sensitive.
Now that is sexy!
I should be working... but I just don't feel like it.
Something for your office...
What do attorneys use for birth control? ...Their personalities.
For some that is SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!
I'm always amazed at how you can mentally add inflection to the typed word and come up with whole new meanings.
The danger of email is the lack of inflection and facial expression. I have a reputation among freepers who know me of seldom being serious. But those who don't know me sometimes freak out.
The Gunny wasn't happy. Just short of 30 years in his beloved Corp and that `shave-tail' lieutenant assigned him `ornament duty' at the JFK Center.
It was May of `93 and there were a lot of new people coming out of the woodwork, an aggressive breed that didn't hesitate to shove & push. His job was to stand there in dress uniform with sword, cross his right arm across his chest and say: "A through L to the right", then switch arms and say, "M through Z to the left". There was some special seating but he was assured that they would discreetly show him a ticket and he would then direct them to a head usher. That was all he had to do.
Just before the doors closed a fierce looking matron approached him, trailed by a pear-shaped consort, and announced, "I have a mezzanine seat."
He waited, but nothing was produced by the woman, so he went into his drill, "A through L . . ." etc. She was taken aback at first but then almost shouted, "I insist, private--I have a mezzanine seat!"
He looked over at the head usher and could see that bird was not getting involved. Meanwhile he did his thing, pointing people left and right.
Finally she grabbed his arm and hissed, "I have very important friends, one at the very top! I have a special mezzanine seat, and I must insist that you . . ".
People were watching. He could take it no longer.
He became a ram-rod and bellowed, "Lady, I don't care if you got brass tits. A through L to the right, M through Z to the left!"
Now this is a silly thread!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1481076/posts
1. enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. search for the guilty
5. punishment of the innocent
6. praise and honor for the non-participants
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