Not silly, but...just, awww...
Posted on 09/02/2005 5:46:40 AM PDT by BJClinton
TGIF! Earlier this week I thought I'd want to skip the OFST due to the disaster in Nawlins. But after reading lefties actually blame Katrina on Bush, blame the resulting flooding on Bush and then blame the rioting on Bush, I need to unwind in a big way. So, without further ado:
Not silly, but...just, awww...
COWBELL?
On Please.... and happy ofst to you..........
I work so early that I left yesterday.
Sitting in my lovely hotel room in beautiful Delano, CA.
Where is Delano, you ask - go to hell, and make a left.
At 2100 last night, it was over 90 degrees. Yippeee.
When we asked where was a good place to eat, they said Bakersfield - which is 30 miles away.
I love this place.
;-/
A Pharmacist walks in to the shop & notices a guy
leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk: "What's with the guy over
there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this
morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxatives".
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot!
You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives".
The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at
him - he's afraid to cough."
Random thoughts - for OFST...
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "Theirs."
"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. "
That's why I am the proud owner of 3 hacksaws, 4 razor knives, 4 tape measures, (and 2 cars...kidding)
If we cancel the Friday Silliness thread, then the Hurricanes have won.
I have five walkman radios.
Same idea.
Are we gettin' nekkid today?
I heard a story once about a manatee 'attacking' a snorkeling female. And by 'attacking', I mean - 'trying to mate with'.
Bad, manatee, BAD!
I already am... aren't you?
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