[pissant]

Where's Scully and Mulder when ya need them!!

[Billthedrill]

We're doomed. The Interstellar Bypass is coming. Where's my towel?

[Redcloak]

We need to build a giant Stuckey's up there. We'd really cash in!

[mercy]

South of the Big dipper, ey? That would be about half of the night sky. Could we get him to be a little more specific?

[mikrofon]

[mjtobias]

"Myself and thousands of friends have been watching it since 1968,"

I thought I was the only one who had seen it.

I wager I'm the only one who has been up there though.

[tet68]

He says he'll email you all the information if you write to him at fantasiapro@fidalgo.net.

Dear Mr. P.Issant,
Galactic greetings! Allow me to introduce my self, my title, what you earthlings would call a "name" is Qom 123
and I come from GC.3215. Recently our planet was turned into a ball of cinders after well meaning citizens turned
up our sun's temperature a bit to far.
At that time I was the Royal wirm regulator and keeper of
the household treasury. Now I am a treasurer with no place to keep these 2.5 tons of cold pressed Latinum.
I understand on your planet you have security assembleges
you call banks, if you would be so good as to loan me your
security code, I could place those 2.5 tons of Cold Pressed
Latinum there for safe keeping. In return ONE TON of Cold
Pressed Latinum would be your reward for preserving the
wealth of a grateful world.
Please reply by inscribing your code in letters 100 ft.high on any large flat surface.
Thanks in advance.
Qom 1235

[ladyinred]

My best friend was traveling home from my house in the Sierras on Sunday. They saw some UFO's in a remote area on highway 152 and stopped and took pictures. They emailed them to me after they got home to San Jose. Really weird stuff!

[PaulaB]

"Motherships come from other worlds to drop off their planetary ships to come to Earth."

Is this where FR members come from? ;)

[bert]

If you know your Doug Adams, the construction of the galactic expressway is in the future. Earth will be removed for an off ramp.

[day10]

[marmar]

Doc P......there you are!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shazbot29]

The real pisser is that it is always crowded and the only lane moving has 2 beings per spacecraft (of course, the denizens of Zaphod's home planet keep saying their 2 heads count as 2 people, but the intergalactic Highway Patrol aren't buying it).

And don't get me started on the new rules about allowing the supposed fuel-efficient Prenises.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Well tell them to get off their backsides and get over to New Orleans where they can be some help.

[Quix]

UFO PING LIST PING.

[Darksheare]

Umm.. I hate to tell them this.. but you can see satellites passing overhead.
Best viewing is an hour or so before sunrise.
Usually heading from south to north, or north to south.
They glint and flash by reflecting sunlight off of panels and such..

Had to explain that to some of my old neighbors once..
That said, LOL!
He's only upset they haven't come down to do experiments on him.
T

[Dark Skies]

UFO Freeway, my foot.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

He believes these ships are standing guard, literally protecting us from hostile aliens.

Nah, probably drag racing and avoiding the interstellar cops.

[RightWhale]

A UFO thread on an oil industry BBS. Maybe we can capture one of those UFOs and find out how it goes. Hopefully it doesn't need oil to fly, and then we can get free of oil dependency.

[ladyinred]

Here it is!

[DoctorMichael]

Because of the recent Eminent Domain ruling and the need to widen the Portal to accomidate more traffic, the Human Race faces eviction and the seizure of their planet in the interest of the Galactic Good.