Posted on 08/30/2005 3:03:06 PM PDT by proud_yank
LESS OF MOORE
View PageSix on one page August 23, 2005 -- THERE may soon be less of Michael Moore. The portly propagandist is doing a stint at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Aventura, Fla.; also known as the "fat farm for the rich." Moore is learning how to cook healthy meals and exercise and attending classes on "life re-education." The program starts at $3,800 a week and promises enrolees they'll "learn a new approach to eating," "never have to diet again," and can lose up to 12 pounds in the first three weeks. The facility also has "cosmetic/medical treatments, such as intense pulsed light, botox injections, and Restylane."
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How long will he stay, a year?
I'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers to use dull butcher knives to help him shed lard!
I rather have none of moore.....
we have a winner
12 pounds every 3 weeks is 4 lbs a week...since he weighs at least 3 tons, or 6000 lbs, that means that he will be in here for 1500 weeks or so...
Which is nearly 29 years....LOL!!
That's what I get for coming up with stupid numbers....
Any chance they'll staple his basilar artery shut instead of his stomach?
Accidentally, of course.
Imagine the uses we could put his excess, excess blubber to???....
* Feed the starving in Africa, eliminating fruity UN MDG's.
* Alternative fuel source, getting us back to ~$1/gal.
* 1lb/mouth, used to keep libs from speaking/whining/protesting/etc, curbing CO2 emissions drastically
* America could build the worlds largest 'lardsicle'
LOL. Excellent. He may be beneficial afterall!
How about a 'lard balloon' to drop on France!
Looks like he's on the $10 per pound plan, after he loses that 380 he's still a small SUV.
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