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CRUISE: I HAVE LIVED BEFORE
DailyRecord.co.uk ^ | 25 August 2005 | Ian Markham-Smith

Posted on 08/30/2005 8:15:26 AM PDT by fortunecookie

TOM CRUISE reckons he has lived before and was even more talented and successful in his previous lives.

The eccentric War Of The Worlds star told a press conference that he is "old beyond reckoning".

And despite all his wealth and fame, he believes his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailyrecord.co.uk ...


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: cruise; cuckoo; cult; moonbat; nutjob; nuts; okthen; scientology; tomcruise
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To: fortunecookie

I get so much joy out of watching this guy implode


21 posted on 08/30/2005 8:19:14 AM PDT by Panerai
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To: 2banana

You notice none of them are ever peasants or beggers in the street?


22 posted on 08/30/2005 8:19:14 AM PDT by OpusatFR (I'm greener than you.....)
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To: fortunecookie

hee hee
23 posted on 08/30/2005 8:19:29 AM PDT by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: fortunecookie
How come nobody was just a garbage man or tinker in their previous lives?

Must have been something like a jillion kings, queens and warriors back then.

24 posted on 08/30/2005 8:19:47 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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ROSEBUD!!!!!
25 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:04 AM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot and they all on me.)
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To: OpusatFR

"He was Shirley McClain's mother.."

Lol. Actually he comes close to making her look sane.


26 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:06 AM PDT by whershey
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To: fortunecookie

Just put them ol' records on the shelf...


27 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:08 AM PDT by RightResponse (What if the Left, just got up and .....)
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To: fortunecookie
Run, Katie, run!

Nicole Kidman has no regrets.

28 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:09 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: fortunecookie
He was married to Shirley MacLaine in one of those previous lives.

In fact, here's a picture of them together.

He looked a little different then.

29 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:19 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: fortunecookie
Must be some unruly Thetans.

Tom Cruise, please report to the monitoriing center. Please report to the monitoring center....

XEMU COMPELLS YOU!

30 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:26 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
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To: fortunecookie

He has swallowed that scientology bunk...hook, line, and sinker....

too bad that he has taken the concept of reincarnation and set it on its ear.
The hindus belive that you gain better life everytime you are reincarnated (as long as you are not a bad person) not go backwards.

I would say Ole Tommy Boy has lost it...but good....

Notice also you don't hear about Kate Holmes anymore or her "sudden" conversion? !


31 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:27 AM PDT by Americanwolf (I cannot believe a parent would prostitute her child's memory for her own political agenda. -AW)
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To: fortunecookie
Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases"

How come these bozos were always explorers, ancient warriors and conqueors? How come they were never grave diggers, rag-pickers or pick-pockets?

32 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:33 AM PDT by ladtx ( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
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To: fortunecookie
he believes his...life is "probably one of the least satisfying"

Many would agree.

33 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:40 AM PDT by siunevada
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To: Jeff Chandler

A real PR agent would have rushed in, embarrassed, ending the conference, muttering about his exhaustion. Thank goodness his sister took over that job, now all the world can see the nuttiness of scientology and it's poster boy.


34 posted on 08/30/2005 8:20:58 AM PDT by fortunecookie
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To: fortunecookie

35 posted on 08/30/2005 8:21:03 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: fortunecookie
What do you do when "cute" won't get you a job any more?

Dial 1-800-nut-case.

Tom will answer.

36 posted on 08/30/2005 8:21:28 AM PDT by llevrok (No bozos on this bus.)
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To: peacebaby

he and Katie will move to the mountains to be near Zemu.


37 posted on 08/30/2005 8:21:51 AM PDT by steve8714 ("Smoke me a kipper, Listy!")
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To: fortunecookie
I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases

I always get a kick out of people who believe in reincarnation because they always claim they were famous, notable, and powerful people in past lives. Everyone is always Cleopatra, no one is ever Cleopatra's servant.

38 posted on 08/30/2005 8:21:53 AM PDT by sassbox
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To: RushCrush

After "All The Right Moves" his career went down hill.


39 posted on 08/30/2005 8:21:55 AM PDT by Holicheese (Would you like a beer? No thanks, I will have a bud light.)
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To: Semper Paratus
And the

award of the day goes to Tom Cruise!

Sorry Cindy, you can't win every day.

40 posted on 08/30/2005 8:22:03 AM PDT by McGruff (How do I get some of that free government cheese?)
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