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CRUISE: I HAVE LIVED BEFORE
DailyRecord.co.uk ^
| 25 August 2005
| Ian Markham-Smith
Posted on 08/30/2005 8:15:26 AM PDT by fortunecookie
TOM CRUISE reckons he has lived before and was even more talented and successful in his previous lives.
The eccentric War Of The Worlds star told a press conference that he is "old beyond reckoning".
And despite all his wealth and fame, he believes his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.
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TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: cruise; cuckoo; cult; moonbat; nutjob; nuts; okthen; scientology; tomcruise
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To: fortunecookie
I get so much joy out of watching this guy implode
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posted on
08/30/2005 8:19:14 AM PDT
by
Panerai
To: 2banana
You notice none of them are ever peasants or beggers in the street?
22
posted on
08/30/2005 8:19:14 AM PDT
by
OpusatFR
(I'm greener than you.....)
To: fortunecookie

hee hee
23
posted on
08/30/2005 8:19:29 AM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president Bush!)
To: fortunecookie
How come nobody was just a garbage man or tinker in their previous lives?
Must have been something like a jillion kings, queens and warriors back then.
24
posted on
08/30/2005 8:19:47 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
ROSEBUD!!!!!
25
posted on
08/30/2005 8:20:04 AM PDT
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot and they all on me.)
To: OpusatFR
"He was Shirley McClain's mother.."
Lol. Actually he comes close to making her look sane.
26
posted on
08/30/2005 8:20:06 AM PDT
by
whershey
To: fortunecookie
Just put them ol' records on the shelf...
27
posted on
08/30/2005 8:20:08 AM PDT
by
RightResponse
(What if the Left, just got up and .....)
To: fortunecookie
Run, Katie, run!Nicole Kidman has no regrets.
To: fortunecookie
He was married to Shirley MacLaine in one of those previous lives.

In fact, here's a picture of them together.

He looked a little different then.
To: fortunecookie
Must be some unruly Thetans.
Tom Cruise, please report to the monitoriing center. Please report to the monitoring center....
XEMU COMPELLS YOU!
30
posted on
08/30/2005 8:20:26 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: fortunecookie
He has swallowed that scientology bunk...hook, line, and sinker....
too bad that he has taken the concept of reincarnation and set it on its ear.
The hindus belive that you gain better life everytime you are reincarnated (as long as you are not a bad person) not go backwards.
I would say Ole Tommy Boy has lost it...but good....
Notice also you don't hear about Kate Holmes anymore or her "sudden" conversion? !
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posted on
08/30/2005 8:20:27 AM PDT
by
Americanwolf
(I cannot believe a parent would prostitute her child's memory for her own political agenda. -AW)
To: fortunecookie
Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases"How come these bozos were always explorers, ancient warriors and conqueors? How come they were never grave diggers, rag-pickers or pick-pockets?
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posted on
08/30/2005 8:20:33 AM PDT
by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
To: fortunecookie
he believes his...life is "probably one of the least satisfying"Many would agree.
To: Jeff Chandler
A real PR agent would have rushed in, embarrassed, ending the conference, muttering about his exhaustion. Thank goodness his sister took over that job, now all the world can see the nuttiness of scientology and it's poster boy.
To: fortunecookie
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posted on
08/30/2005 8:21:03 AM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
To: fortunecookie
What do you do when "cute" won't get you a job any more?
Dial 1-800-nut-case.
Tom will answer.
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posted on
08/30/2005 8:21:28 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(No bozos on this bus.)
To: peacebaby
he and Katie will move to the mountains to be near Zemu.
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posted on
08/30/2005 8:21:51 AM PDT
by
steve8714
("Smoke me a kipper, Listy!")
To: fortunecookie
I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseasesI always get a kick out of people who believe in reincarnation because they always claim they were famous, notable, and powerful people in past lives. Everyone is always Cleopatra, no one is ever Cleopatra's servant.
38
posted on
08/30/2005 8:21:53 AM PDT
by
sassbox
To: RushCrush
After "All The Right Moves" his career went down hill.
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posted on
08/30/2005 8:21:55 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Would you like a beer? No thanks, I will have a bud light.)
To: Semper Paratus
And the

award of the day goes to Tom Cruise!
Sorry Cindy, you can't win every day.
40
posted on
08/30/2005 8:22:03 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(How do I get some of that free government cheese?)
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