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The naked truth: House a tough sell -- Colonial sits amid nudist camp
New York Sun ^ | 08.08.05 | STEFANIE COHEN

Posted on 08/28/2005 1:39:37 PM PDT by Coleus

Bill Van Keuren shouldn't have had any trouble selling his family's house.

It's a three-story colonial with a formal dining room, thick mahogany doors, leaded-glass windows and an enclosed porch. A spring-fed lake is just steps away, past two tennis courts and a hot tub. The house sits on 145 acres of pristine Sussex County woodlands in a naturist resort.

It is priced very attractively at $395,000.

Still, it has languished on the market for more than a year, even as its price has been reduced from $450,000.

How can such a home defy the roaring real estate market in New Jersey, where people are paying half a million dollars for homes only to knock them down and rebuild on the empty lots?

The problem lies in that phrase "naturist resort," which is a euphemism for a nudist camp, or what once might have been known as a nudist colony.

Put differently, anyone who wants Van Keuren's house at Rock Lodge Camp in Stockholm mustn't mind public nudity.

"It's definitely unique," said Heather Adam, the realtor who has listed the house since February, advertising it in naturist magazines and local real estate pamphlets.

Last winter, there were three open houses. A few folks showed, but were shocked to learn they were in the middle of a nudist camp. In the winter, of course, no one is around.

Adam said she hasn't held an open house this summer because "you have people up there with no clothes on."

Three couples, she said, have shown interest in the house: a European nudist couple, a couple from Montclair and one from Manhattan. No one has made an offer.

The sale is complicated by the fact that a potential buyer would have to lease the house first, then join the club, then buy

(Excerpt) Read more at nj.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Society
KEYWORDS: colonial; highlands; housesale; naked; newjersey; nj; nude; nudist; nudistcolony; nudists; realestate; sussexcounty

1 posted on 08/28/2005 1:39:51 PM PDT by Coleus
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To: Coleus

At first it sounds enticing, and then when you visit the house you see the kind of people who join nudist colonies. They usually ain't the kind of folks you want to see naked.

Imagine two dozen helen thomas clones walking around with about 50 ted kennedy clones. YEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHH.


2 posted on 08/28/2005 1:55:45 PM PDT by flashbunny (Always remember to bring a towel!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

I'd-rather-live-in-a-tent ping.


3 posted on 08/28/2005 2:00:34 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Coleus

In other news...former President Bill Clinton has purchased a 145 acre estate in Sussex County...


4 posted on 08/28/2005 2:02:32 PM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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To: flashbunny

You got that right. When my family was stationed in Germany when I was a kid, a friend and I sneaked to a nearby nudist camp to have a peak. I was a bit of a let down, to say the least.


5 posted on 08/28/2005 3:09:36 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Welsh Rabbit

I was a bit of a let down= It was a bit of a let down


6 posted on 08/28/2005 3:10:39 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Coleus
Nudists say there is nothing lascivious, or even that sexy, about the way the live.

I'm glad they think that way. If I bought that house I would buy a fast server, T-3 line, a couple of color cameras and set myself up in the Internet Business.

7 posted on 08/28/2005 3:21:41 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: Coleus
Why doesn't some nudist purchase it?

They must save money as they don't have a clothing bill

8 posted on 08/28/2005 3:29:41 PM PDT by apackof2 (In my simple way, I guess you could say I'm living in the BIG TIME)
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To: Mike Darancette

excellent idea. A live continious nudist feed. People can log on and see just what kind of geeks rule at those places. If ever there was an argument for the wearing of clothes nudist camps make that argument.


9 posted on 08/28/2005 11:13:21 PM PDT by TrailofTears (We laugh at honor and are shocked that traitors are in our midst!!! C.S. Lewis)
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To: apackof2

They have no pockets.


10 posted on 08/31/2005 3:15:11 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (You eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?)
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To: Coleus
Answer may be here

I love the last sentence:""Unlike any other place in life, people actually look at you when they talk to you."

LOL!

11 posted on 05/13/2007 12:57:34 PM PDT by Former Fetus (fetuses are 100% pro-life, they just don't vote yet!)
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