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John Kerry’s "family-owned" 1995 Land Rover Defender for sale on eBay
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Posted on 08/27/2005 3:39:56 PM PDT by visagoth

The SUV that Kerry's family owned... not his - is up for auction on eBay. Kind of a rust bucket if you ask me.


City Motor Group is Honored to offer this 1995 Land Rover Defender 90 to our savvy online shoppers. This Defender comes with outstanding pedigree!!!

Previously owned and driven by family of former Presidential Candidate. Bottle of Notable Ketchup is not included in the purchase. This Defender has spent the majority of its spoiled life in Nantucket.


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1 posted on 08/27/2005 3:40:05 PM PDT by visagoth
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It is quite the rust bucket. No wonder Jean Francois Kerry was so quick to dissociate himself from ownership of the jalopy. Plus, it's European, another black mark against it with the union thugs.


2 posted on 08/27/2005 3:42:27 PM PDT by JRios1968 (We're no longer the "Knights Who Say Ni")
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I got my eye out for Jon Voight's LeBaron.


3 posted on 08/27/2005 3:42:40 PM PDT by johnny7 (“And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”)
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if that really is his, the yellow sure fits.


4 posted on 08/27/2005 3:43:14 PM PDT by Cougar66 (The only liberal movement is what's in their diapers. .)
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Does he even own his underwear?


5 posted on 08/27/2005 3:43:27 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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and if so are they yellow too?


7 posted on 08/27/2005 3:46:22 PM PDT by Cougar66 (The only liberal movement is what's in their diapers. .)
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Here's a great quite from another site:

That's wonderful and just what you'd expect. The vehicle looks so clean and shiny on the outside, but is rusty crud under the facade--just like John Kerry.

Generous of his rich wife to give him this plaything a decade ago--an imported vehicle for a great American.

Some nitwit Democrat will overpay for this jalopy so he can brag that it was once owned by a prominent loser.


8 posted on 08/27/2005 3:47:09 PM PDT by visagoth (If you think education is expensive - try ignorance)
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Save gas, John, and put in the junk heap.


9 posted on 08/27/2005 3:49:13 PM PDT by Brilliant
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Since it's not in his name, the lucky buyer won't even get his autograph.


10 posted on 08/27/2005 3:50:00 PM PDT by Brilliant
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It's in terrible condition for a vehicle with only 49,321 miles. I live in an area that has the same kind of salt air induced rust. If a car doesn't come from the factory with rust proofing, lots of people get their cars rust proofed. It's pretty obvious Kerry didn't get this car rust proofed when it was new.


11 posted on 08/27/2005 3:50:04 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
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Does he even own his underwear?

He doesn't even own his own nads.

12 posted on 08/27/2005 3:52:08 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
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I hope Te-RAY-zuh cleaned out all of her empties before sold it.


13 posted on 08/27/2005 3:53:42 PM PDT by socal_parrot (The coyotes are stalking my house.)
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That is such a nerdy vehicle. How did I know it would be bright yellow and look like a box?


15 posted on 08/27/2005 3:55:59 PM PDT by I still care (America is not the problem - it is the solution..)
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Presidential Pedigree??? It is to laugh!


16 posted on 08/27/2005 3:56:39 PM PDT by AF68
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City Motor Group is Honored to offer this 1995 Land Rover Defender 90 to our savvy online shoppers. This Defender comes with outstanding pedigree!!! Previously owned and driven by family of former Presidential Candidate. Bottle of Notable Ketchup is not included in the purchase. This Defender has spent the majority of its spoiled life in Nantucket. All the equipment is in excellent working order making us believe that this vehicle was serviced regularly. The engine compartment is clean/dry no leaks, A/C Blows cold, Clutch is Firm, engine and transmission work to perfection. APOLOGIES: There is some rust on this Defender from vacationing on Nantucket. Please look at the detailed pictures of the Under Carriage, Door Hinges, Screws, Step Sides and Brush Guards. Paint on the passenger's fender is slightly discolored. A few minor ding doctor dents. Equipment: AA Yellow/Gray full safari cage, 5 speed manual transmission, full time 4 wheel drive with high-low transfer case, air conditioning, 2 passenger back seat with 3 point seat belts, front brush guard, side steps, am/fm stereo with CD in the center console, factory removable fiberglass hard top, New Tires and spare keys. We provide free airport pick-up from Logan International Airport we also can arrange low cost shipping directly to your door. Pre-Buy Inspections are always welcome. Please do not hesitate to contact us 7 days per week via phone (617) 555-5555 or email (***********@gmail.com) with any questions. Please check our 100% Positive online feedback back and buy with utmost confidence from One of the Fastest Growing Online Dealerships. We sell the majority of our vehicles sight unseen all over the World!!! Please visit our website at www.citymotorgroup.com

17 posted on 08/27/2005 3:57:58 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
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The SUV that Kerry's family owned... not his - is up for auction on eBay. Kind of a rust bucket if you ask me.

Although it's not his personal vehicle, does it still have a "to me come from me" power train?

If it does, beware for those "to me come from me" power trains have a tendency to go into reverse at ANY speed without input from the driver.

The national group "The compassionately concerned for the owners of to me come from me vehicles" (CCOTMCFMV) a group of well known Attorneys headed up by John Edwards, is looking into a class action law suit that could pave the way for the owners of "to me come from me" vehicles to reap millions in damages.

So it could be a lucrative investment if one didn't use it for transportation.

18 posted on 08/27/2005 4:02:43 PM PDT by EGPWS
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I wonder if it comes with a yellow daisy keychain?


19 posted on 08/27/2005 4:14:26 PM PDT by Looking4Truth (Sick and tired of being sick and tired of being screwed over.)
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is there any way to upload pics from my computer right to FR? Have pics of kerry and heinz with beer that I want to post


20 posted on 08/27/2005 4:17:46 PM PDT by Cougar66 (The only liberal movement is what's in their diapers. .)
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