The divorcees knife set:
Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
AH!
Guy joke, guy joke, guy joke!
(Can spot one a mile off!)
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into the driveway.
"What happened?" asked the wife. "You should have been home hours ago!"
"Gus had a heart attack at the third hole," replied the husband.
"Oh, that's terrible," said the wife.
"I know," the husband answered. "All day long it was, hit the ball, drag Gus, hit the ball, drag Gus . . . "
LOL
I spent a week at a friend's house outside Incirlik in '96. It was alright. I'm just not into going to Islam countries after 9/11.
My wife is Croatian (well, second generation anyway...she was born in Oregon) and she wants me to go there to see her grandmother's house (she went there in the early 90's). I told her I will take her to Australia instead...LOL!!!
Okay, two jokes for the gals.
Q. How are men and snow alike?
A. They're all flakes and you never know how many inches you're going to get.
Q. How are men and floor tiles alike?
A. If you lay them right, you can walk all over them for life.
(You're welcome.)
Seriously,
In a writers forum right now we're discussing the difference between male written love scenes and female written.
100% agree you can tell who wrote what by...
well, your joke is a good example >:>
Thank you...
SMOOCH!
(I sittin' here, needin' to go home, but really not wanting to get in the 5pm traffic).
LOL...so true. :)
I spent time in Turkey in 1991 and LOVED it!
Istanbul, Izmir and Kashadasi - all were wonderful!
I bet it's different today! Not sure I'd go now... I'm a green eyed blonde and heard from a friend that she was actually punched by a small child in the Instanbul Airport - because the child was told that all light eyed, light haired people were the devil.
Not the Turkey I remember...
Well, guys like bj's & boobies, chicks go for shoe sales. How funny would it be if the chicks held a shoe sale on the 3rd fairway?
Smile, you get to leave before I do. :)
>> I sittin' here, needin' to go home, but really not wanting to get in the 5pm traffic <<
I doing the same najida. There's always the option of heading to a local watering hole and having a brew (or drink) while waiting on traffic to die down. Just remember, max 2 drinks.
Bye! :)
Yabba Dabba Dooooooooooo!
Er,
ah...
Hmmm,
Nevermind,
I'd get banned...
We go for the same things darlin,
The stories read like negatives of one another (cept there is wayyyyy more emotin' goin' on in the chick-lit)
I wish everything was cheaper but then I would have to get used to my lower income too.
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