AH!
Guy joke, guy joke, guy joke!
(Can spot one a mile off!)
LOL
Okay, two jokes for the gals.
Q. How are men and snow alike?
A. They're all flakes and you never know how many inches you're going to get.
Q. How are men and floor tiles alike?
A. If you lay them right, you can walk all over them for life.
(You're welcome.)