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*** Official Friday Silliness ***
JibJab ^
| 08/26/2005
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Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sridayfilliness; tgif
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To: najida
381
posted on
08/26/2005 10:09:25 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: TXBSAFH
SOMEWHAT GHETTO--Don't worry, you're not too bad.
You're probably very well-liked; you have that
nice mixture of normality, humor, and
ghettoness that makes you so charming. You're
not the neatest person and don't have the most
grace in social situations, but you haven't
made any real enemies. The more ghetto of your
friends think you're fantastically organized,
and the more socially adept friends of yours
think your endearing blunders are cute. In
fact, wanna chill sometime?
How Ghetto Are You?brought to you by Quizilla
382
posted on
08/26/2005 10:10:31 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: EX52D
Did you ever see that movie, "It" by Stephen King? That satanic clown "Pennywise" scared the ever loving life out of me! I want to take my daughter to the circus this fall, but I'm secretly creeped out to go too. What a wuss, huh?
383
posted on
08/26/2005 10:12:02 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: JimWforBush
No, I do not have them pierced.
384
posted on
08/26/2005 10:15:21 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Izzy Dunne
Izzy, with the record collection you apparently have, Saturday night parties at your house must be a blast!
( :-D
385
posted on
08/26/2005 10:16:03 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(There is no positive correlation between the ability to write, act, sing or dance and being right)
To: fredhead
Amazing! Vanilla Ice
PRETTY DAMN GHETTO--Well, your ghetto-ness isn't up
to reprehensible levels yet, but you're getting
there. You avoid doing any work whenever
possible, and you're a huge procrastinator.
Although not *filthy*, per se, you don't really
clean that often and you probably tend to be a
bit insensitive to your friends. Try getting
out a bit more. Try writing your mother back.
And throw out those old chinese food cartons.
How Ghetto Are You?
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386
posted on
08/26/2005 10:16:23 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: Millee
I have seen that movie many time (thinking I can outgrow this freakish fear of clowns). Anything in a costume freaks me out...Santa, Easter Bunny, the characters at theme parks. There's not one picture of me with them. Just hold your daughter's hand, she'll get you through it! It worked with my daughter! Oddly enough, everything else I do is on the edge! :)
387
posted on
08/26/2005 10:17:18 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Millee
"Did you ever see that movie, "It" by Stephen King? That satanic clown "Pennywise" scared the ever loving life out of me! I want to take my daughter to the circus this fall, but I'm secretly creeped out to go too. What a wuss, huh?"
Naw, Pennywise scared me as a kid and when I read the book he scared me when I was an adult. I'm with you on the whole clown thing. There is something unnatural about anything that paints a smile on it's face.
388
posted on
08/26/2005 10:18:04 AM PDT
by
tfecw
(It's for the children)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; All
Well, I'm outta here. Everyone have a good weekend!
389
posted on
08/26/2005 10:19:00 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: tfecw
390
posted on
08/26/2005 10:20:09 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: r-q-tek86
Taking off early. Good for you. Have a wonderful weekend!!!
391
posted on
08/26/2005 10:20:34 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: LongElegantLegs
392
posted on
08/26/2005 10:20:37 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(The Goat-Vendor of Hamelin, and Expounder of Troll Logic)
To: fredhead
I am not too sure about this one.
PRETTY DAMN GHETTO--Well, your ghetto-ness isn't up
to reprehensible levels yet, but you're getting
there. You avoid doing any work whenever
possible, and you're a huge procrastinator.
Although not *filthy*, per se, you don't really
clean that often and you probably tend to be a
bit insensitive to your friends. Try getting
out a bit more. Try writing your mother back.
And throw out those old chinese food cartons.
How Ghetto Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
393
posted on
08/26/2005 10:20:45 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: r-q-tek86
Well, I'm outta here. Everyone have a good weekend! Whatch you talkin 'bout Willis?
394
posted on
08/26/2005 10:21:57 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Taking off early. The wife and I have a black tie thing we have to go to tonight. Believe me, I'd rather stay and be silly.
395
posted on
08/26/2005 10:22:19 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: BJClinton
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
396
posted on
08/26/2005 10:23:39 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: r-q-tek86
Well try to enjoy it anyway. Hopefully for your sake it is open bar!!!
If not load up the flasks.
397
posted on
08/26/2005 10:24:11 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: tfecw; Millee; EX52D
398
posted on
08/26/2005 10:24:26 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
To: JimWforBush; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Well, looks like it got zotted
399
posted on
08/26/2005 10:25:15 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: r-q-tek86
400
posted on
08/26/2005 10:25:23 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
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