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*** Official Friday Silliness ***
JibJab ^
| 08/26/2005
| OFST
Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sridayfilliness; tgif
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To: r-q-tek86
Oh... almost forgot... didn't see Dallas on the list...
**LOL** Only the beautiful people in Dallas ;)
*wink*
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:13:47 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: BJClinton
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182
posted on
08/26/2005 8:13:56 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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Comment #183 Removed by Moderator
To: ctlpdad
I play tennis with a 75 year old man. In the middle of a set, he calls "time" and we approach the net.
"What's up, Walter?", I ask.
"I have to tell you. You know I am older than you. I have aids."he says.
"Oh my Gosh. I am sorry for you!!!", says I.
As he turns around and heads back to his end of the court, I hear him saying, "Hearing AIDS, Band AIDS, MedicAIDS...."
I lost the set and match.
184
posted on
08/26/2005 8:14:43 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Semper Conservatatum)
To: Izzy Dunne
185
posted on
08/26/2005 8:14:55 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Izzy Dunne
Looks like the lady in accounts payable...guess she couldn't get her singing career off the ground.
186
posted on
08/26/2005 8:15:02 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: BJClinton
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187
posted on
08/26/2005 8:15:13 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: BJClinton
Now playing:
It's your favorite Rockin' Reverend:
188
posted on
08/26/2005 8:16:28 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: martin_fierro
I just LOVE the "Lady Has a Scar" cover...
Looks like she's saying "Wanna see? It's riiiiiiggghhhhhhhtttt up here ;)"
189
posted on
08/26/2005 8:18:37 AM PDT
by
najida
(I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
Comment #190 Removed by Moderator
To: BJClinton
Now playing:
Satan has been paralyzed, doo-wop doo-wop
191
posted on
08/26/2005 8:19:52 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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Comment #192 Removed by Moderator
To: BJClinton
He abdicated the throne of OFST.Sort of like the Queen Mum?
193
posted on
08/26/2005 8:20:41 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Semper Conservatatum)
To: Izzy Dunne
Now playing (for your weird trip):
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:20:45 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: najida
Much, MUCH more pulp silliness
here
195
posted on
08/26/2005 8:21:16 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Casey Sheehan died so mommy could freely act the jackass)
To: Izzy Dunne
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:22:27 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: BJClinton
Redneck Haiku
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
Big ol' tornado
I done lost my dad-gum house
All that's left are wheels
Looking for main road?
Boy, you can't get there from here
Have to start elsewhere.
OPTIONS
Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
Deer, cow, horse or dog?
Woods too thick, I cannot tell
What the Hell, I'll shoot
BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again
Recall Earl's last words
"Hold my beer and watch this, Bud"
Trucks not meant to fly
A NEW MOON
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs
EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
Mosquitoes softball-sized
Food for the bats
And good show with zapper
ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin
OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
DRAMA
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock
DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
NO SIGNAL
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
GATHERING
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man
PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed
Wheelless, lifeless, lawned,
Chevy up on cinder blocks--
Monument or task?
To: fredhead
Do ya know what 'in a Gadda da vida' is supposed to mean?
198
posted on
08/26/2005 8:23:46 AM PDT
by
najida
(I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
To: BJClinton
Good morning, all you silly people.
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:24:26 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
("Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', but it's free.")
To: BJClinton
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:24:27 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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