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*** Official Friday Silliness ***
JibJab ^
| 08/26/2005
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Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sridayfilliness; tgif
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To: BJClinton; dead
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:06:15 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Petronski
GEEZ LOUISE!
I'm SO glad it's a guy posting that pic!
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:06:42 AM PDT
by
najida
(I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
To: Izzy Dunne
Everybody Freddy Gage knew died hitting a flatbed truck hauling pipe.
To: ctlpdad
I would defintely have to agree with that.
164
posted on
08/26/2005 8:07:10 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:07:16 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: appalachian_dweller
166
posted on
08/26/2005 8:07:27 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet myself.)
To: TheBigB; martin_fierro
... as opposed to something really freaky and totally off-the-wall, like... oh, say... LEAVING ROBIN IN THE @#$%ING BAT-CAVE FOR A FEW DAYS, you mean...? :)
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:07:31 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:07:54 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: PaulaB
The following is a short quiz that consists of four questions & will tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a "professional." The questions are not difficult.
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door."
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say "open the refrigerator, put the elephant in & close the door"? Wrong.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant & close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
4) There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct answer: You swim across. All of the animals are attending the Animal meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. Many preschoolers got several questions right.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
169
posted on
08/26/2005 8:08:24 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: BJClinton
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170
posted on
08/26/2005 8:08:26 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Izzy Dunne
171
posted on
08/26/2005 8:08:54 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Petronski
You're gonna get a beatin pretty soon.
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:09:06 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Exactly. That would just be silly. :)
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:09:23 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(It's funktastic!!)
To: ctlpdad
174
posted on
08/26/2005 8:10:06 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg.)
To: BJClinton
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:10:18 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: Izzy Dunne
176
posted on
08/26/2005 8:10:45 AM PDT
by
najida
(I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
To: PaulaB
Oh... almost forgot... didn't see Dallas on the list...
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:11:25 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: BJClinton
The names were swapped on these two:
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:11:58 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: TheBigB; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
A literary classic.
I'll add it to my pantheon:
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posted on
08/26/2005 8:12:16 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Casey Sheehan died so mommy could freely act the jackass)
To: Izzy Dunne
180
posted on
08/26/2005 8:12:44 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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