*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[Izzy Dunne]

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[najida]

GEEZ LOUISE!

I'm SO glad it's a guy posting that pic!

[Rightly Biased]

Everybody Freddy Gage knew died hitting a flatbed truck hauling pipe.

[JimWforBush]

I would defintely have to agree with that.

[Izzy Dunne]

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[The_Victor]

Dam Beavers! Saw that some time ago and laughed till my sides hurt. Thanks for posting it.

What's funnier still is that it really is true.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/dammed.htm

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

... as opposed to something really freaky and totally off-the-wall, like... oh, say... LEAVING ROBIN IN THE @#$%ING BAT-CAVE FOR A FEW DAYS, you mean...? :)

[Izzy Dunne]

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[r-q-tek86]

The following is a short quiz that consists of four questions & will tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a "professional." The questions are not difficult.

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?







The correct answer is: "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door."
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






Did you say "open the refrigerator, put the elephant in & close the door"? Wrong.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant & close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

4) There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?







Correct answer: You swim across. All of the animals are attending the Animal meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. Many preschoolers got several questions right.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

[Izzy Dunne]

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[EX52D]

LOL...gospel axe?

[ctlpdad]

You're gonna get a beatin pretty soon.

[TheBigB]

Exactly. That would just be silly. :)

[Petronski]

LOL

**snort**

[Izzy Dunne]

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[najida]

Oh hep me hep me hep me!

[r-q-tek86]

Oh... almost forgot... didn't see Dallas on the list...

[Izzy Dunne]

The names were swapped on these two:

[martin_fierro]

A literary classic.

I'll add it to my pantheon:

[JimWforBush]