*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[TXBSAFH]

I work in It and my wife is a biologist. Mechanic, electronic, computer systems, and DNA.

[cyborg]

I knew it was YOU.

[Izzy Dunne]

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[martin_fierro]

I swear, it was like they were huffing silicon sealant spray over at DC.

[ctlpdad]

The real 4 food groups are coffee, cigarettes, donuts & beer.

[Izzy Dunne]

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[Petronski]

I think it's getting bigger.

[EX52D]

Now that is just...ugly.

[Izzy Dunne]

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[ctlpdad]

lol!

[Izzy Dunne]

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[Soaring Feather]

The Fortune Telling Scale


A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner of the waiting room and saw a weighing machine that also tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me.".

She went over to the machine, put a quarter in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun who weighs 128 pounds and you're going to Chicago, Illinois."

She sat down and thought about it. She reasoned that it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again. She went back to the machine, put her quarter in, and out came a card that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to play a fiddle." The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong! I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life."

She sat back down when out of nowhere a cowboy sat next to her and set his fiddle case in the seat next to the lady. The nun picked up the fiddle and played the most beautiful music, as if she had been playing for years. Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, "This is incredible! I've got to try it again!"

Back to the machine she went. She put her quarter in and another card came out that read, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you're going to Chicago, Illinois, and you're going to break wind." Now the nun knew the machine was wrong. "I've never broken wind in public a day in my life!" She turned around and tripped, falling off the scale, breaking wind. Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again!"

She went back to the machine, put in a quarter, and collected the card. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 pounds, you have fiddled and farted around and missed your plane to Chicago!!!"

[PaulaB]

UGH...thanks for the discussing pic first thing

There comes a wrinkle when you need not be sunbathing ;)

HAPPY FRIDAY

[EX52D]

Electric boogaloo?

[TheBigB]

Tsk. Anyone who has actually READ the story of the "Rainbow Batman" knows it was absolutely necessary. Ya see, Dick Grayson saved a little girl from being hit by a car crossing the street, and was hailed in the papers and on TV as a hero; but he hurt his arm doing it and couldn't use it for a few days. THEREFORE...for the next week, Batman wore those brightly colored outfits every time he and Robin went out on patrol.

Why?

So everyone would look at him and no one would notcie that Robin wasn't able to use his arm, and thus make the connection with Dick Grayson. Clever, eh? ;)

[JimWforBush]

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[cjshapi]

Definitely need to add that one to the list!