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Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: r-q-tek86
For the golfers...
TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS
#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now. "
#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's a big
distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch ~ it's a compass."
#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
#1
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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posted on
08/26/2005 7:50:00 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Rightly Biased
Sorry, it was so funny I saved it just for the Silliness Thread.
Try this..I just love how it goes over Alex's head, bounces off the wall and r finally gets it on the rebound.
http://gprime.net/video.php/whatsaho
122
posted on
08/26/2005 7:51:11 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Morning!! Happy Friday Back at ya
123
posted on
08/26/2005 7:51:48 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: r-q-tek86
You are not too bust today, I see.
124
posted on
08/26/2005 7:53:31 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: fredhead
Re #29
Dam Beavers! Saw that some time ago and laughed till my sides hurt. Thanks for posting it.
125
posted on
08/26/2005 7:53:35 AM PDT
by
appalachian_dweller
( Islam = Evil. Don't believe me. Read the koran for yourself.)
To: Petronski
126
posted on
08/26/2005 7:53:45 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: TXBSAFH
35. You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal You need to broaden your definition of engineer. In a mechanical engineer's household, the copier and the toaster work flawlessly. What's worse, is my wife is a biomedical engineer, so we can repair the sphygmomanometer as well.
127
posted on
08/26/2005 7:54:20 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet myself.)
To: fredhead
Thats Ok I really don't give a dam ;^)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
And a Happy Friday to you.
129
posted on
08/26/2005 7:54:50 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Petronski
Pure evil:Don't ever post that again!
130
posted on
08/26/2005 7:55:28 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet myself.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You are not too bust today, I see. Alas... it is a temporary state... I just really, really don't wanna work today...
131
posted on
08/26/2005 7:55:42 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: BJClinton; martin_fierro; TheBigB; Fledermaus
BATMAN: Dark Knight Detective, or Gotham City's Leading Drag Queen...?
132
posted on
08/26/2005 7:56:07 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
To: fredhead; martin_fierro
Uh, that'd be Martin_fierro.
133
posted on
08/26/2005 7:57:23 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg.)
To: martin_fierro
Oh man, you are so evil.
134
posted on
08/26/2005 7:57:24 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
To: r-q-tek86
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard that he sh4ts all over the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Half time. Switch sides."
135
posted on
08/26/2005 7:57:25 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: JimWforBush
To: fredhead
I thought the same thing Heck I think Alex should have given it to him.
To: r-q-tek86
Same here, but I have a document project I am working on. When you work in the Litigation department, there is always something that needs working on.
138
posted on
08/26/2005 7:58:13 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Petronski
139
posted on
08/26/2005 7:58:23 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(I'm having the best day ever.)
To: nuke rocketeer
I made nothing less than an 80 on any thermo or heat transfer class. Thermo is fun!You certainly are on the right thread for that comment! Unnngh!
140
posted on
08/26/2005 7:58:35 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
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