If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? (Full moon vanity)

08/20/05 | Self

[ChefKeith]

If you had three wishes what would you wish for?

[A knight without armor]

Alright, now everybody knows the wish rules say you cannot use a wish to make more wishes. That really is wishful thinking.

1. I'd wish for a perfect body appropriate for my age.
2. I always wanted the gift of hands-on healing.
3. I'd wish to always be in God's perfect will.

[Kirkwood]

1) unlimited wealth.
2) perfect health.
3) to die peacefully in my sleep.

[GregoTX]

1. To know the truth. (History, Religion, Science, Mysteries, Politics ect)

2. For all Liberals to denounce Socialism, embrace capitalism, and stand united for freedom to make America greater than its ever been.

3. To grow my hair back.

[BigSkyFreeper]

LOL! Nothing wrong with asking a guy out. It's becoming the norm in this day and age. :)

[DTogo]

To become Lestat, and then travel to the Middle East to feed ... and bring them Hell on Earth.

[kstewskis]

yeah yeah yeah....

But sometimes I wished I could just let the guy be "the guy" and leave it up to him.

[BigSkyFreeper]

That's understandable. I guess if I had and extra wish, I would wish that I wasn't so shy in front of the female species. LOL :)

[sockmonkey]

That when I'm dying, I accept suffering with joy.

At the hour of my death I am able to say a perfect act of contrition.

I die in a state of grace following viaticum.

[kstewskis]

Ha! No need to be shy...

Trust me, the ones worth going out with are the ones who perfer gentlemen, and like to be treated as a lady...

Easy to do, and easy to impress!

[sockmonkey]

3. To grow my hair back.

LOL! I misread your third wish as "to grow hair on my back" and I thought, "well, to each his own."

[Young Werther]

Just One Wish.

Twilight Zone Episode titled:"I Dream of Genie - 3/21/63"

A man finds a magic lamp with a genie that offers him a single wish. After he imagines the troubles that were to come with each idea for a wish, he decides to wish to become the genie of the lamp.

Starring:

Howard Morris

Patricia Barry

Loring Smith

Written by John Furia

[txhurl]

Transmissions that never go out..

Five-lb bass..

Joaquin Phoenix.

[Between the Lines]

1. Wisdom

the other two would be unnecessary.

[philetus]

1. A litre bottle of the best ale in the world, that would always be full, no matter how much you drink and would always be ice cold.
2. Another #1.
3.a potapottie

[LauraleeBraswell]

If these wishes are coming from a "Monkey's paw" then NO THANKS

[AggieCPA]

And it goes without saying that the third guy was an Aggie. LOL

[trubluolyguy]

1. Pres. Bush, secure the borders.

2. Abortion. End it.

3. I'd like to lose ten lbs.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

A Holiday Wish

....Steve Martin: If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.

[US_MilitaryRules]

No muslim religion.
Unlimited oil supply for the world.
To rule the world.