LOL! I misread your third wish as "to grow hair on my back" and I thought, "well, to each his own."
I can tell you straight up, no doubt about, Jesus is the Truth, and the Bible is His Word.(so believe it). This is why He was adamant "I Am the Truth". He doesn't just Tell the Truth, He IS the Truth. He is proclaiming all other religions false and a Lie. Why mankind continues to search out alternative believe systems is beyond me. Most that don't believe have never even looked at Christ. They won't believe because of some predudice they have picked up through their life. It is a personal relationship He builds with you alone.
I was a cafeteria Christian for most of my life, because I couldn't believe everything about it because people I respected pooh poohed it. Then I met Him. He chose me, I didn't choose Him. I have witnessed countless miracles in my life BECAUSE I was skeptical. He has proven Himself to be the True God over and over to me, there is no doubt.