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08.16.05 | chickensoup

Posted on 08/16/2005 3:28:44 PM PDT by Chickensoup

Laws of Life:

Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

Kaufman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.

First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing some-thing else.

Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you ! planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; murphyslaw

1 posted on 08/16/2005 3:28:45 PM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: Chickensoup

So true.


2 posted on 08/16/2005 3:34:02 PM PDT by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: Chickensoup
Farnsworth's Axiom : automobile radios become louder inversely to the vehicle's speed.
3 posted on 08/16/2005 3:38:19 PM PDT by llevrok (Semper Conservatatum)
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To: Chickensoup; Experiment 6-2-6
See tagline.

Scully's Laws Ping!

4 posted on 08/16/2005 4:37:34 PM PDT by Felicity Fahrquar (Life is short - quality matters.)
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To: Chickensoup

Quigley's Law - The dirtier your hands get, the more your nose itches.


5 posted on 08/17/2005 1:03:09 AM PDT by irishtenor (At 270 pounds, I am twice the bike rider Lance is.)
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