Posted on 08/15/2005 9:05:44 AM PDT by pissant
Though I rarely watch Television these days, I thought I'd be a good sport and watch a few minutes of what my wife was tuned into the other night. It was a Sex in the City re-run. After fifteen minutes of that, I had enough. First of all, the "jokes" were very unfunny. But secondly, for a show with such a title, the women on it were anything but sexy.
On top of that, the other "hot woman" show, Desperate Housewives, leaves alot to be desired in that category as well.
So it has become time to review our TV history and list the woman who actually were sexy in their heyday!
The Top 7 Sexiest Woman of Televsion
7. Laura Petrie (Dick Van Dyke Show): She dressed in tight capri pants, had perfect hair, and was cute as a bug!
6. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie): That costume alone made for many a pleasant dreams. But that silky blonde hair and sexy eyes put her into the top 7!!
5. Colleen McMurphy (China Beach): Dana Delaney could warm up my tent any time. Innocent looking, with a wild streak. Lovely bobbed hair and a perfect smile!
4. Angie Dickinson (Policewoman): Yeah, I know, the show wasn't very good. But as a boy I could not turn the channel anytime Angie was on the screen!
3. 99 (Get Smart): The 2nd best female secret agent in TV history. Barbara Feldon still looks good to this day! My 1st true love!
2. Samantha Stevens (Be-witched): Though I do like Nicole Kidman, she cannot touch the wholesome sexiness of Elizabeth Montgomery, IMO. I also wished she would twitch her nose and replace Darrin with ME!!
1. Emma Peel (The Avengers): Diana Rigg made the show. The first TV Dominatrix. I'm tempted to buy the boxed DVD set of all the episodes!
The really sad thing about Petticoat Junction was the prettiest sister, played by Sharon Tate, got murdered by Charles Manson's cult followers.
Well, I can't speak of the 1st three but as far as Lynda Carter, see post 171.
I'm gettin' the picture. Thanks
That SOB should have been hung 30 years ago! What a tragedy!
Ruh-roh, I'm 41.
You're right, Heather Locklear anytime, but especially when she played a police officer. She could cuff me up, pat me down, shove me in the back seat of the cruiser, and I would enjoy every minute of it!
Oh wow! Didn't even recognize her! ;)
Well.......even if they weren't Ladies....they still looked beautiful. Now it all out there, I wonder what it would feel like to have your daughter pouring herself out for everyone to see.......disposable women are a very sad turn of events.
I just am stuck in a time warp. I stopped watching most TV when I was in college.
The show was The High Chaparral. And that Mexican guy was Victoria Cannon's brother, Monalito. (Not sure about that spelling of the brother's name)
This middle aged housewife wouldn't mind being forced to look like her!
Good point. That must have had something to do with it. :)
The sexuality has always been there. It was just more understated and for that reason, more attractive to me. Seeing Sophia Loren in a nice dress was enough to make me a happy man! LOL
You left off the BCS. Now that would be fun, eh?
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I loved Monalito and his pants with the conchas down the side. They were the forerunner for Han Solo's pants in Star Wars (the original movie not the fourth movie.....)
It's been a while since I worked for a law enforcement agency, so I blanked for a few minutes on the BCS acronym. Then the light bulb went on. You are bad!
Is Manson still alive? I would have thought by now, even he would have croaked; living in solitary for so long.
You know it.
Don't know her, but like the big hair!
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