Posted on 08/13/2005 8:43:00 PM PDT by Ellesu
Doncaster, UK (AHN) - The maker of the widely popular male impotence drug "Viagra" is now ready to tackle an issue many are not even aware of.
Premature orgasms among women is an issue that is increasingly being talked about in doctors offices across the globe and drug maker Pfizer believes it has the market cornered for a cure.
"Whilst anorgasmia and difficulties with orgasm are well-represented in the female sexual dysfunction literature, rapid orgasm - a female problem sharing components with premature ejaculation in men - is notable by its absence," says the patent from Pfizer.
The company believes that women and men do not complain about the sexual dysfunction because, "male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".
We have seen things like this before. Invent a disease, create a drug to treat it, saturate the mass media with commercials, sell it to gullible people.
When are they going to create a pill for stupidity?
ROFL,....I take back everything I said.
I didn't mean Democrats,..LOL.
That's a variation on one of my favorite jokes.
How do you make you wife scream and holler during sex,....call her up and tell her what you're doing!
Another rim shot!
A guy must be in charge of this project.
"I also once had a gf with a similar 'problem.'"
Maybe we had the same GF! Was her name Patti?
I always thought that was the "warm up" and now they're telling us it's a problem?
Perhaps. Or maybe these women are just faking it.
That was my first reaction to reading this!
That's sexual perjury!
Anytime now Pfizer will get onto the problems of 20/20 eyesight, high intelligence and athleticism.
Three things you don't want to hear your wife say on the phone from her hotel room:
"See, it IS possible!'
"That't three now!"
"Be right back Laz. Yes, I AM reversing the charges!"
Peggy, a.k.a. 'Margaret.'
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