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***Official Friday Silliness***
I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^ | 8/12/2005 | BJClinton

Posted on 08/12/2005 6:17:15 AM PDT by BJClinton

Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!







TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigbrocks; fridaysilliness; ofst; tgif
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Oh yeah, TGIF!
1 posted on 08/12/2005 6:17:16 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: BigB; presidio9; Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; ...

Lemmeneaux if you want on or off the OFST ping list!


2 posted on 08/12/2005 6:19:13 AM PDT by BJClinton ( + /_\)
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To: BJClinton

WooHoo, Gona' miss you B.


3 posted on 08/12/2005 6:20:25 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: BJClinton

Top 10!

Okay, gotta run. Back later.


4 posted on 08/12/2005 6:20:59 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: BJClinton; TheBigB
Minor quibble:
His screen name is TheBigB, not BigB.
5 posted on 08/12/2005 6:21:28 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: BJClinton

6 posted on 08/12/2005 6:21:45 AM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: BJClinton
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7 posted on 08/12/2005 6:22:56 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: JimWforBush

Euro-English Language


The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the European Union
rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted
a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should
klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent
"e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop
vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.


8 posted on 08/12/2005 6:23:25 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Constitution Day
I should not post before my first cup o' coffee.
9 posted on 08/12/2005 6:24:17 AM PDT by BJClinton ( + /_\)
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To: cripplecreek

:) Say funny stuff, so I can read it when I get home!

pleeeeease...


10 posted on 08/12/2005 6:24:46 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: BJClinton

This thread is so much better than the ***Un-Official Friday Silliness*** thread.

(I'll drink to that) TGIF


11 posted on 08/12/2005 6:25:40 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: bannie

funny stuff


.........how's that?


12 posted on 08/12/2005 6:26:30 AM PDT by appalachian_dweller ( Islam = Evil. Don't believe me. Read the koran for yourself.)
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To: bannie

My wife told me to give her twelve inches and hurt her so I screwed her twice and hit her with a brick.


13 posted on 08/12/2005 6:26:49 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: bannie
:) Say funny stuff, so I can read it when I get home!

(did you mean 'Type funy stuff?' :)

14 posted on 08/12/2005 6:27:51 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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To: BJClinton

You bubble-headed booby! You realize what you've done?

15 posted on 08/12/2005 6:28:26 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: YouPosting2Me

:-P

parsing...parsing...parsing...


16 posted on 08/12/2005 6:29:00 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: bannie
Do not click here.
17 posted on 08/12/2005 6:30:11 AM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: BJClinton
From an e-mail I got this moring...

Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!

18 posted on 08/12/2005 6:30:56 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: GraniteStateConservative
DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!! Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
19 posted on 08/12/2005 6:31:17 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: BJClinton

Would ya tro me on da list please?
I love da friday silliness


20 posted on 08/12/2005 6:34:00 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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