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***Official Friday Silliness***
I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^
| 8/12/2005
| BJClinton
Posted on 08/12/2005 6:17:15 AM PDT by BJClinton
Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigbrocks; fridaysilliness; ofst; tgif
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To: Kate of Spice Island
Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:23:15 AM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
To: Lady Jag
But when that comes out from behind the blinds.. it looks like THIS!:
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:24:36 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
To: Kate of Spice Island
;) That was to cute!!!!!
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:24:46 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Who knows? not me........)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:25:32 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
To: r-q-tek86
This thread needs more ACCORDION....
-Eric
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:25:56 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
(If we're all God's Children, what does that say about marriage?)
To: Darksheare
Stop crying, I'll pick you up and let you ride in the cool car.
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:26:30 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I discovered, about a month back, that Audi has a 3.2 liter 340 horsepower v-8 engine available as an option...
I'd love to see it in a slightly lighter frame.. just as an experiment.
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:28:17 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Small furry woodland creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I think I answered something wrong...
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:32:08 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: r-q-tek86
I guess so--what's an "adverturer?"
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:33:29 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:34:02 AM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
To: ShadowAce
adverturer = aggie that can't spell "adventurer"
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:35:37 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:35:55 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:37:26 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: r-q-tek86
Oh no!! How did that happen. I thought for sure a hotty like you would have a hot car!!
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:37:39 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:37:52 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
To: Dead Corpse
I know someone with one of those.
That 127 ci motor we put on the softail is listed as 140 HP. But a friend has one and he put his on the dyno and it was 160 HP.
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:40:04 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: day10; JimWforBush; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
SO TRUE!!!
| Your Summer Ride is a Mustang Convertible |
 You're out to experience the very best of summer. From the best beaches to the best tan, you want it all! |
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:40:22 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.)
To: Dashing Dasher
You got the cool car too!!
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:40:47 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Kate of Spice Island
This'll probably get pulled. I am guilty of stretching the truth, but hey...it's all about fun.
You are Lust! Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too
much of a good thing. You have sex on the
brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long.
Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly
confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous
person who is always up for a laugh. People
however, have trouble keeping up with you.
You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it
down a bit! learn a little self control! But, Hey, Congratulations on being the Sexiest Red
Hot deadly sin out of all the 7...
?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:41:29 AM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You'd need Velcro just ta' keep yer' seat.
I like that in a personal conveyance.
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posted on
08/12/2005 9:41:47 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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