To: Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; RandallFlagg; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; ...
A man who chased his neighbors with a 2-foot sword while naked  Meet Vivid Video's newest star!
 
2 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:08:25 AM PDT by 
TheBigB
(Never insult seven men if you're only holding a six-gun.)
 
To: WestTexasWend
There's a local CW band here called "The Naked Gunmen"..........
 
3 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:08:45 AM PDT by 
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? GOOOOGLE your own name. Want to have fun? GOOOOGLE your neighbor's......)
 
To: WestTexasWend
A man who chased his neighbors with a 
2-foot sword while naked last winter pleaded guilty to a charge of assault with a dangerous 
 Must have taken his viagra.
 
4 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:09:20 AM PDT by 
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
 
To: WestTexasWend
5 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:09:26 AM PDT by 
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
 
To: pissant
pissant, are you up to your old tricks again?
7 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:12:22 AM PDT by 
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
 
To: WestTexasWend
I'm not sure which situation is worse. The "He seemed like a nice guy. Very quiet. Stayed to himself alot..." or the "Holycrap. Everybody get inside quick. Pete's naked again with that damn sword."..
 
To: WestTexasWend
Police said Rarick had a blood alcohol content of 0.12 percent Lightweight!
 
9 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:13:30 AM PDT by 
neodad
(I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
 
To: WestTexasWend
Was it this guy?

 -PJ
 
To: WestTexasWend
Oh, I thought this was about a "Master Ichi" episode I haven't seen.
 
20 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:26:35 AM PDT by 
dljordan
 
To: WestTexasWend
Was it a Tanto or a Wakizashi....? ;-)~
 
21 posted on 
08/03/2005 7:28:37 AM PDT by 
Tolkien
(Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
 
To: WestTexasWend; TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Xenalyte; ...

 Curtis brandished the Family Sword
 as he ran around nude in his yard;
 Without even a kilt,
 with both hands on the hilt,
 He screamed, "HOIST ME ON MY OWN PETARD!"
 
To: WestTexasWend; Dashing Dasher
 A man who chased his neighbors with a 2-foot sword while naked last winter pleaded guilty to a charge of assault with a dangerous weapon. Was the weapon the sword or his sword?
Hmmmm.
 
27 posted on 
08/03/2005 8:37:35 AM PDT by 
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act -  A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
 
To: WestTexasWend
Police- "Drop the sword. And put down the dagger."
 
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