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Naked Swordsman Pleads Guilty to Assault
Austin American-Statesman ^
 | August 3, 2005
Posted on 08/03/2005 7:06:31 AM PDT by WestTexasWend
IOWA CITY, Iowa  A man who chased his neighbors with a 2-foot sword while naked last winter pleaded guilty to a charge of assault with a dangerous weapon. 
Curtis Rarick, 45, of North Liberty, could face up to two years in prison and a $5,000 fine at sentencing on Sept. 16. As part of a plea bargain, a charge of public intoxication was dismissed. 
Police say they responded to a reported altercation on Feb. 27. 
Rarick's neighbors told police he was standing naked in his front yard. 
He got upset when they told him to put clothes on, dashed back in his house and came out with a sword. He then chased and threatened them, they told police. 
Police said Rarick had a blood alcohol content of 0.12 percent.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: cantmakethisstuffup; naked; nakedswordsman; nekkid; sword; swordsman; uglynakedpeople
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day; martin_fierro; RandallFlagg; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; ...
    A man who chased his neighbors with a 2-foot sword while naked  Meet Vivid Video's newest star!
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:08:25 AM PDT
by 
TheBigB
(Never insult seven men if you're only holding a six-gun.)
 
To: WestTexasWend
    There's a local CW band here called "The Naked Gunmen"..........
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:08:45 AM PDT
by 
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? GOOOOGLE your own name. Want to have fun? GOOOOGLE your neighbor's......)
 
To: WestTexasWend
    A man who chased his neighbors with a 
2-foot sword while naked last winter pleaded guilty to a charge of assault with a dangerous 
 Must have taken his viagra.
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:09:20 AM PDT
by 
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
 
To: WestTexasWend
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:09:26 AM PDT
by 
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
 
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
    There can be only one... Rameriz!!!!!
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:10:29 AM PDT
by 
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
 
To: pissant
    pissant, are you up to your old tricks again?
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:12:22 AM PDT
by 
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
 
To: WestTexasWend
    I'm not sure which situation is worse. The "He seemed like a nice guy. Very quiet. Stayed to himself alot..." or the "Holycrap. Everybody get inside quick. Pete's naked again with that damn sword."..
 
To: WestTexasWend
    Police said Rarick had a blood alcohol content of 0.12 percent Lightweight!
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:13:30 AM PDT
by 
neodad
(I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
 
To: small voice in the wilderness
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:14:35 AM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
(Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off!  You think electricity grows on trees?")
 
To: TheBigB; BerthaDee; Dashing Dasher; pissant
    Now we know for sure what happened to Thag!
 
To: TheBigB
    Police said Rarick had a blood alcohol content of 0.12 percent.Lightweight.
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:15:47 AM PDT
by 
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't  your granddaddy's America)
 
To: neodad
    Hey - how'd you steal my post before I even wrote it?
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:16:27 AM PDT
by 
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't  your granddaddy's America)
 
To: small voice in the wilderness
    "Holycrap. Everybody get inside quick. Pete's naked again with that damn sword." Never a phrase you want to hear. In any context.
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:17:36 AM PDT
by 
TheBigB
(Never insult seven men if you're only holding a six-gun.)
 
To: TheBigB
To: WestTexasWend
    Was it this guy?

 -PJ
 
To: Eric in the Ozarks
    There's a euphemism I've never heard...
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:23:43 AM PDT
by 
TheBigB
(Never insult seven men if you're only holding a six-gun.)
 
To: StrangerInParadise; BerthaDee
    Oh THAG!!!!
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:24:20 AM PDT
by 
Dashing Dasher
(Common sense ain't common. -- Will Rogers)
 
To: TheBigB
    Meet Vivid Video's newest star! !!!! 
 A+
 
To: WestTexasWend
    Oh, I thought this was about a "Master Ichi" episode I haven't seen.
 
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posted on 
08/03/2005 7:26:35 AM PDT
by 
dljordan
 
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