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FANTASY HEADLINES FROM July 29, 2018 - Vanity
Self | 07/29/2005 | Self

Posted on 07/29/2005 9:27:37 AM PDT by RockinRight

Shamed Former Senator Hillary Clinton Dead at 72, Cause Unknown Border Militia Reports Less than 400 Attempted to Cross Border in June Congress Approves FY 2019 Budget of $932 billion SC Justice Janice Rogers Brown Sworn in as Chief Justice Tuesday Paris Falls to US, UK, Iraqi Forces After 17 Minute Standoff Former Senator Tom Daschle "Deeply Saddened" at Clinton Death President Coburn Signs Fair Taxation and IRS Reform Act: 2022 Will Be Last Year of Federal Income Tax


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Add your own! A little fun and fantasy for Friday!
1 posted on 07/29/2005 9:27:37 AM PDT by RockinRight
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To: RockinRight

Sorry. OK, Formatted:


Shamed Former Senator Hillary Clinton Dead at 72, Cause Unknown

Border Militia Reports Less than 400 Attempted to Cross Border in June

Congress Approves FY 2019 Budget of $932 billion SC Justice

Janice Rogers Brown Sworn in as Chief Justice Tuesday

Paris Falls to US, UK, Iraqi Forces After 17 Minute Standoff

Former Senator Tom Daschle "Deeply Saddened" at Clinton Death

President Coburn Signs Fair Taxation and IRS Reform Act: 2022 Will Be Last Year of Federal Income Tax


2 posted on 07/29/2005 9:28:44 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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Indians win 5th consecutive World Series title.
3 posted on 07/29/2005 9:33:27 AM PDT by dartuser (It is unbelievable what an unbeliever will believe to remain an unbeliever.)
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To: RockinRight
Archives: What was the Democratic Party?

Boy Scout Troop Murders Aging Pop Star, Michael Jackson. No charges pending.
4 posted on 07/29/2005 9:35:45 AM PDT by Millee (Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
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To: dartuser

Better Yet:

BROWNS Win 3rd Consecutive Super Bowl
"I'm Retiring" says 72-year old Cher


5 posted on 07/29/2005 9:36:59 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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To: Millee

LOL!!!


6 posted on 07/29/2005 9:37:15 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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"The Rise Of The Conservative Party: Will the GOP dissolve like the Democrats did in 2009?"


7 posted on 07/29/2005 9:38:36 AM PDT by kevkrom (WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
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Ted Kennedy Admits He Killed Mary Jo Kopechne; Islam No Longer Exists; Liberalism Has Died Out


8 posted on 07/29/2005 9:40:08 AM PDT by proudofthesouth (Boycotting movies since 1988)
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The History of the Free Republic Website Remains #1 On NYT Best Seller List For 4th Year In A Row
9 posted on 07/29/2005 9:42:02 AM PDT by jigsaw (Only morons believe the root cause of terrorism is our fight against terrorism.)
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"New Pope Likely To Be Iraqi Bishop"


10 posted on 07/29/2005 9:42:56 AM PDT by kevkrom (WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
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Michael Moore enlists in USMC.

John Kerry releases medical records related to Purple Hearts.

George Bush puts 50k troops on northern and southern borders.

Chris Matthews renames show, "Softball" on nights when Democrats will be interviewed.


11 posted on 07/29/2005 9:43:35 AM PDT by jw777
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Notre Dame Wins 13th Consecutive National Championship

San Francisco Falls Into Ocean

Dr Sassbox Receives Tenure

Howard Dean Escapes from Prison for the Criminally Insane

Pope Benedict XVI: I've Never Felt Better - Celebrates 91st Birthday, Refuses to Lift Massachusetts Interdict

Former Senator John Kerry Was In Vietnam



12 posted on 07/29/2005 9:53:38 AM PDT by sassbox
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"Taiwanese Occupation Of Mainland China Continues"

"Canadian Coup Restores Western-Style Democracy; France and Germany only remaining Islamic governments"

13 posted on 07/29/2005 10:01:35 AM PDT by kevkrom (WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
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To: dartuser
Indians win 5th consecutive World Series title.

Better yet,

Milwaukee Brewers win 5th consecutive World Series title.

14 posted on 07/29/2005 10:37:04 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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"Ronald Reagan University Opens Upon Site Of Former UN Building"


15 posted on 07/29/2005 10:49:22 AM PDT by kevkrom (WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
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To: MotleyGirl70; dartuser
Even better still: Montreal Expos win 5th...

oops.

nevermind...

16 posted on 07/29/2005 10:52:36 AM PDT by Argh
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Canada Splits! Quebec votes 50.02% to 49.98% to Secede From Canada, Rename Self New France

Michael Jackson Now Transparent, He Just Couldn't Get White Enough

Larry the Cable Guy Seeks GOP Nomination for 2020 Presidential Race

Bill Clinton Convicted of Raping Juanita Broderick, Still Proclaims Innocence


17 posted on 07/29/2005 11:27:52 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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To: kevkrom
"Taiwanese Occupation Of Mainland China Continues"

That one I like.

18 posted on 07/29/2005 11:30:29 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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Beijing Falls to Taiwanese and Mainland Rebels

Kim Jong-Il Finally Dead at 78, Riots Ensue

Saddam Hussein Still Claims He's President of Iraq, Says Jailer

Dick Clark Turns 89, Still Looks 45

Cher Dies In Fire, Most of Her Body Melted In Heat, Coroner Says

Helen Thomas Found Dead In Office: "She Probably Died 6 Years Ago and No One Noticed," says Coroner


19 posted on 07/29/2005 11:35:14 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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To: sassbox

Let me correct this one:

San Franciso Falls In Ocean, GOP Eyes Chances at Winning CA in 2020...


20 posted on 07/29/2005 11:36:58 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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