Posted on 07/29/2005 7:51:34 AM PDT by pissant
Keystone Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Bud Light
You need 30 beers in one package but you only have $10. Also, for some reason you need to get drunk. There is a slight possibility that your taste buds were destroyed in some horrible accident during your days as a fire breather with a traveling freak show, enabling you to consume many Keystones without making a horrifed, disgusted face every time you swallow.
Original Coors
You have never met me, because I don't know anyone who drinks this beer. I imagine, though, that you are some sort of mountain man with a scruffy beard who could use refreshment after spending weeks in the Rockies distancing himself from the trivialities of the modern world.
Corona Extra
You are married, live in the suburbs and are having friends over for a barbecue. There is also a chance that you really enjoy limes, but are having a difficult time working them into your diet. Small things amuse you and you enjoy watching the lime fizzle in the bottle after you stick your finger in and turn it upside down to achieve maximum limey pleasure.
Stag
Your stomach did something to make you angry and now you are returning the favor. You enjoy spending time on the toilet and will do it often for about three days if you drink a six pack of this beer-flavored laxative. Hunting is probably one of your hobbies and the red deer on the gold can is understandably difficult to pass up. Also, you may have lost a bet or are blind and could not tell which beer you were purchasing.
Guinness
You consider yourself something of a serious beer connoisseur. Undoubtedly you enjoy the occasional cup of coffee, as your choice of beer has a similar taste. When at a pub you like to partake in this brand because the foam on the top provides the opportunity for you to get a foam mustache and show your friends how funny you look. If you drink this beer regularly, you most likely claim some degree of Irish heritage. In all likelihood there was/is a "Guinness is Good For You" sign in your dorm/fraternity room/apartment.
Old Style (better known as Doggy Style)
You are at Wrigley Field watching the Cubs. There is no other excuse to drink this.
Michelob Ultra
You desire to be fit and attractive very much, but are unwilling to give up thingslike beer drinkingthat are necessary to achieve this goal. The word "carbs" was an important part of your vocabulary during the low carbs craze, but you are not really sure what the benefits of cutting carbs out of your diet might be. However, to be safe, you will drink a beer that claims to be low in carbs.
"lol, lay off the bock a little...
Have you done their factory tour? You get 4 beers for free at the end of it."
Cool! I just found out a few days ago where the factory was, I think I will pass through in a few months when I go down to Galveston!
Do you brew your own or do you buy ones like Hornsby?
"That's a Texas beer, isn't it? I thought everyone drank Lone Star & Pearl down there! ;o"
Na Lonestar is for when we plant our fat butts into intertubes to float the Guadelupe for several lazy hours and Shiner for bar hopping(its on tap everywhere!). :P
and you mentioned Miller earlier, there is a brewing plant South of me on I-35W that I have to hold my nose when I drive by. For some reason it stinks like a dead skunk!
*sigh* Ahhhhh, it doesn't get any better than that.
No it doesn't!ROFL!
I buy Hornsby. I love the smell of "regular" beer but don't like the taste of it. However Hornsby Apple Cider is really, really good. I've read that Sam Adams makes a beer that tastes like chocolate but I haven't been able to find it in my area.
"Sounds like a full blown malady! ;o)"
OH yes.
But I must mention that he was a Lead Guitarist, and y' know, musicians are "different." At the time I did kinda make the conclusion that there was something about Hoppin' Gator which appealed to shall we say...O.K....say it...totally insane persons. There. I was honest. He went out of his way to find this stuff...probably 2,500 miles from the nearest legitimate distributorship.
On a POSITIVE note....ADOLPH COORS supports the Shooting Sports....which is why yours truly is hefting an tasty COORS right about now....rumor has it.
Because, we don't burn our cans...we use them for target practice when we shoot off the front porch. :-)
Pilsener Urquell will do quite nicely.
Actually, it's the best.
...even though I probably AM a Czech hop farmer.
As an after-thought, I drink coors lite outta bottles...glass shattering sounds better when you nail 'em.
Do you drink the Draft or Dark and Dry? I like the Dark and Dry when I have a good Churchill size spicy Cigar. I like Hornsby since its apple sweetness is just right. I have had others and either you can hardly taste the apple cider or it has to much sugar in it.
Good info. I'll stick to IPAs!
I miss the Schlitz Malt liquor Bull! ;o)
It's the Placebo effect. ;o) Thinking you're drinking something healthier when you just tripled your intake to get the same buzz!
Hey, it could've been worse. They could have paid you with ice beer! ;o)
You look pretty fit for such a quaffer! ;o)
Had several Pilsner Urquells this weekend. One of the best lagers in the world. I also bought a couple of bottles of Belhaven Scottish ale (hard to find around here). Darn good stuff if you like Scottish beer!
LOL. That crap cannot be long for this world!
A Milwaukee's Best is highly suited for post-mowing refreshment. As long as it's 33 degrees and the weather is 80+. ;o)
"Tastes great, less inebriation!"
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