What Your Beer Says About You

National Lampoon ^ | 1/2005 | staff

[pissant]

Killians is a good alternative if you enjoy fog-bound hangovers! And I know you do, Najida! :o)

[elc]

You saunter into your local Irish pub thinking you're going to be cool and order a pinta good ol' Irish ale, clueless that its actually and American beer.

[pissant]

PBRs!! God's gift to the budget concious imbiber. It's made a huge resurgence in the NW lately!

[najida]

I don't have hangovers, thankyouverymuch, Mr. Smartypants ;)

[pissant]

Is there any good Iraqi beer?

[pissant]

That's a Texas beer, isn't it? I thought everyone drank Lone Star & Pearl down there! ;o)

[pissant]

You and PapaT both have good taste. And you know having Pissant's blessing will make taste even better! ;o)

[pissant]

Labatts? Are you a Canuck like Argh??

[elc]

That was about Killians, BTW.

[najida]

I just like the way it tastes...

And it's what I steal from my brother's fridge, so it's free.

[pissant]

I take it you are female then!

[pissant]

It's just you! LOL

[pissant]

I recovered from my hangeover enough to get out to buy more beer! Cheers back at ya! ;o)

[pissant]

Duff? I prefer what Hank Hill drinks! ;o)

[pissant]

I like an icy cold Grolsch once in a while. The bottles are cool too!

[pissant]

Natural Light? My goodness, I'd completely forgotten about that. I think you can still buy a case for $7.99. LOL

[Woman on Caroline Street]

Aw, Peggy, you forgot to pick up a case of Alamo when you were at the Mega-lo-mart.

[pissant]

And no taste buds, to boot! ;o)

How's my Bertha doin, BTW?

[pissant]

LOL. Make that "Ociffer". ;o)

[pissant]

I'm learning to avoid your wrath! ;o)