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The Dukes Movie: DON’T GO UNLESS THEY CLEAN IT UP
cooters place ^ | 7 22 05 | Cooter (ben jones)

Posted on 07/24/2005 8:21:06 AM PDT by flixxx

Hey Y'all,

I thought this would be a good time to let everybody know my feelings about the upcoming "Dukes of Hazzard" feature film, since if it weren't for the "Dukes" fans, our show would have been long since "put out to pasture." The folks who love our show have kept it alive and well, despite the lack of respect it has been shown by "Hollywood."

Websites like ours have been an extraordinary means of communication for the "Dukes" community. The power of the internet has enabled us to not only keep the show viable, but to help make it a hit show all over again. CMT is getting record ratings and the kids of America think it is a new show. In our business, it doesn't get much better than that.

Like our fans, those of us who worked on the show have a special affection for it. For over 25 years we have cared about it, nourished it, and fought for it. And it seems to me that it is time for us to have our voices heard again. From all I have seen and heard, the "Dukes" movie is a sleazy insult to all of us who have cared about the "Dukes of Hazzard" for so long.

You probably know that the creators of this film wanted absolutely nothing to do with the original members of the cast. Doesn't that seem strange to you, given how popular our show is right now, and how popular our cast still is? After all, our huge success for so many years is the reason they are making the film, and the film, after all, is about us.

In the last few years I reckon I've done many hundreds of interviews around the country on radio and television and for dozens of newspapers. I always tell them that ours is a classic family show with positive values, great action, wonderful slapstick comedy, mighty fine country music, and a very gifted cast who had great chemistry. America could tell that we were clearly enjoying what we were doing and for that hour folks could forget their troubles and just have fun along with us. It is exactly the kind of entertainment that families crave right now.

Lately most of the interviewers want to know my opinion of the "movie" version that is coming out in August. I've always tried to be candid with my opinions, and when it comes to this film, I think it would be a mistake for me to pull the punches. Like you, I haven't seen the film, but I have read the script, I've talked to a lot of people who worked on the set, and I've seen the raunchy t.v. commercial. Frankly, I think the whole project shows an arrogant disrespect for our show, for our cast, for America's families, and for the sensibilities of the heartland of our country.

Unless they clean it up before the August 5th release date I would strongly recommend that true blue Dukes fans hold their noses and pass this one up. And whatever you do, don't take any youngsters to see it. As plain as I can put it, the only thing this movie shares with our show is the title. Oh, they do have the General Lee flying through the air, although according to the New York Times, they didn't even use stunt drivers.

Sure it bothers me that they wanted nothing to do with the cast of our show, but what bothers me much more is the profanity laced script with blatant sexual situations that mocks the good clean family values of our series. Now, anybody who knows me knows that I'm not a prude. But this kind of toilet humor has no place in Hazzard County. Rather than honoring our legendary show, they have chosen to degrade it.

When CMT brought our series back on the air in February of this year, 23 million viewers tuned in on that first weekend. Very few, if any, movies have ever matched those kind of numbers for an opening weekend. Our show is a hit right now! Very young children have fallen in love with the "Dukes" on CMT, just as their parents did 25 years ago. They love the positive values of our show, its wholesome friendliness, and the fact that Bo and Luke are heroes who always make the right moral choice. How can the producers of this film be so cynical, so jaded, so out of touch with America's heartland as to trash a great family show in this way?

Well, there may not be much we can do, but we have to do all we can. Let's send them a message: "If you don't clean it up, we're not going to see it." Maybe a kick in their pocketbook will get their attention.


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: benjones; dukesofhazzard; moviereview
I do not plan on seeing the movie. I did like the TV series, but then I was 10 years old!!!

I did not realize the Cooter lost his House seat to Newt Gingrich.

1 posted on 07/24/2005 8:21:07 AM PDT by flixxx
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To: flixxx


I seen previews, it didn't look worth even a matinee price. No plans to see it.


2 posted on 07/24/2005 8:23:51 AM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: flixxx

Good clean values? Wasn't this show about ol Jessie making moonshine and the boys breaking the laws by transporting it?


3 posted on 07/24/2005 8:25:06 AM PDT by Normal4me (I'm sweating like a muslim wearing a backpack on a London subway!)
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To: flixxx

The few advertisements I've seen indicate that this is just another slapstick slut fest purpose made to increase the rate of illegitimate births.


4 posted on 07/24/2005 8:26:00 AM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats are motivated mainly and perhaps almost wholly on envy.)
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To: flixxx
Jessica Simpson has nice assets.
5 posted on 07/24/2005 8:26:12 AM PDT by Porterville (Don't make me go Bushi on your a$$)
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To: Normal4me
Good clean values? Wasn't this show about ol Jessie making moonshine and the boys breaking the laws by transporting it?

Indeed. Without the question "what would Cooter do?" in the back of my mind I might have had a much more destructive youth.
6 posted on 07/24/2005 8:28:54 AM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats are motivated mainly and perhaps almost wholly on envy.)
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To: flixxx
Hey "Cooter."

You didn't seem to mind "Hollywood" when they were paying your bills. I watched the Dukes when I was in 1st grade. I remember sexual innuendo. Heck, I think Daisy threw me into early puberty.

You don't want people to see the movie, fine. But he's coming off high and mighty like he was part of some kind of TV reformation. Good, clean fun? Full of family values? These guys made a living off of making fools of cops and getting off after committing (and stopping) crimes. It was what it was, nothing more. Go back to your tow truck, Cooter.

7 posted on 07/24/2005 8:30:14 AM PDT by thefactor
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Tough choice, Cooter or Hooters.


8 posted on 07/24/2005 8:32:16 AM PDT by hflynn ( Soros wouldn't make any sense even if he spelled his name backwards)
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To: Porterville
Jessica Simpson has nice assets.

yep.

I have no interest in seeing this movie, but her video is ... ummm ... smokin'.

9 posted on 07/24/2005 8:39:53 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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"Can you PLEASE send someone from CMT back over ???. I just can't get Cooter to stop Whining & Crying !!!


10 posted on 07/24/2005 8:45:15 AM PDT by austinmark (Torture? Koran abuse? ... I'd Rather Be A Koran In Gitmo THAN A Bible in Saudi Arabia !!!)
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To: flixxx

Thanks for the advice Cooter but I'm way ahead of you.

No way will I ever pay money to see a movie remake of a TV show.

And if I want to see Jessica Simpson's hooters, there's always the internet.


11 posted on 07/24/2005 8:46:50 AM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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...making moonshine and the boys breaking the laws by transporting it?

That's the historical basis for America's own NASCAR history . Why not celebrate the birth of a sport with America's other favorite passtime - bikini hotties!

12 posted on 07/24/2005 10:47:50 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze
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To: Normal4me
Wasn't this show about ol Jessie making moonshine and the boys breaking the laws by transporting it?

Not exactly. In the show, by the very first episode, Jessie is a former moonshiner. It seems that Bo and Luke got caught on a moonshing run and were on their way to prison, but Jesse cut a deal with the government. Give the boys probation instead of jail time, and he'd promise never to make moonshine, or transport it, ever again.

13 posted on 07/24/2005 2:42:12 PM PDT by lowbridge
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The movie is trash, the tv series is also trash.


14 posted on 07/24/2005 11:10:22 PM PDT by Sixgun Symphony
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Yes, but anything this pathetic democrat is against is OK with me.

He cares nothing about the "trash," he just has sour grapes that he was left out of the show.

Plus, Jessica Simpson went to Iraq, spent some serious time there, which made her OK with me. Sure beats Hanoi/Bagadad Jane driving around in her "peace bus" to protest the Iraq war. (I call it the "Jane Peace O.S. Bus.")


15 posted on 07/25/2005 7:16:06 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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