Pingizzle!! : )
I'm feeling silly!
Morning "B", Happy Friday.
good morning!
You may not always agree with what he says, but George Carlin does sometimes give you things to stop and think about:
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our Government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens, from dozens of countries, wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION ---
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ---
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
And last but not least . . . . .
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart: "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking
around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail!"
Hidey Ho B!!!!!
LOL on that skit. I LOVE Walken...and Meadows. :-)
Christopher Walken is up there in my top five faves.
G'mornin' B!
I didn't break it!
Forrest Gump!
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