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Slow and Boring News Day
today | me

Posted on 07/14/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT by Responsibility1st

William Rehnquist hasn't died yet (or resigned). Rove is still taking heat about Wilson's wife. Hitlery has her panties in a wad about GTA. Just not a lot of news today, so I thought I would surf the net. Defectiveyeti.com has an entertaining post titled "Don't Look Down".

I took the Squirrelly to the pediatric dentist yesterday. The receptionist was a girl in her mid 20's wearing a push-up bra and an unconscionably low-cut top. She remained seated as she reviewed the papers I had to fill out so I had to look down at her, except when she would briefly stand, lean way over the counter, and point out some clause on the medical waiver form.

Dear Women on Earth: please knock this off. Maybe you think you're doing us men a favor, that anything that increases the net sum of cleavage in the world is A-OK in our book. And I'm sure that's true for some. But for those of us who were raised to believe that openly gawping at the breasts of a woman two feet in front of you is rude, your heaving bosoms -- while no doubt a real treat under other circumstances -- are an undue burden upon us. You have no idea how exhausting it is to concentrate on whatever you're saying about my son's dental coverage while 85% of my mental resources have been diverted to my eyeballs to prevent them from drifting southward; you have no idea what a drag it is that, in order to go from looking from your face to looking at the paper in front of me, I have to detour all the way around your chest -- feigning a glance at a wall clock en route -- or move my head so quickly that I risk whiplash.

Don't get me wrong: I loves me some cleavage. In a bar, at a party, on the beach. But at the pediatric dentist? Come on. That's practically entrapment. I mean, who's your target audience here? Rule of thumb: if you're in a profession where you routinely interact with married men toting one year-olds, we'll take your mammalian credentials as an article of faith -- no need to flash 'em.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anotheruselessvanity; bandwidthwaste; boobage; clevage; iamanidiot; shutup; spamspamspam; tighttshirt; vanityvanityvane
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To: feinswinesuksass
I did not post pictures of my boobs on my profile page.....yet.

Now, given that rather boastful post of yours, I'm waiting for evidence to substantiate your claim. I promise to be fair and impartial...yet thorough.

81 posted on 07/14/2005 2:15:53 PM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Oh, I actually have seen those boobies before.

(I am referring to the the blue footed boobies )


82 posted on 07/14/2005 2:22:56 PM PDT by Freedom Blitz
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Now, don’t you feel smarter just knowing this?

Perhaps I would have, except I dozed off while reading your post.

So I went back to post # 17.

Yeah, I'm awake now.....

83 posted on 07/14/2005 2:33:32 PM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: Deaf Smith
To keep my head from moving, they would stick a breast in my ear.

Which ear? And this must be the reason for your screen name??

}^)

84 posted on 07/14/2005 2:38:46 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Nah, I'm thinking of Kevin who go kicked out of the Army, got busted stealing snowmobiles, and lives in a goodwill box somewhere in Florida now.

He's not the one wearing the company jacket that you donated to the goodwill, is he?? You know, the one with your name on it???

8^)

85 posted on 07/14/2005 2:40:40 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife
SISU! Tsk, tsk. ;-)

What?? What did I say wrong??? Sometimes I type quicker than I think...I think...sometimes... 8^0

86 posted on 07/14/2005 2:45:00 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: motormouth
btw: I am teasing you!!

I think that's the exact thing that stared this thread!!

}^)

87 posted on 07/14/2005 2:46:04 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: The SISU kid


Oh, yeah, well, uhm, I didnt mean it like that!! LOL



:o)


88 posted on 07/14/2005 2:48:41 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: motormouth
Oh, yeah, well, uhm, I didnt mean it like that!!

I'm sure that's EXACTLY what the twenty-something receptionist said to Responsibility1st when she "caught" him staring....

}^)

89 posted on 07/14/2005 2:59:08 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: The SISU kid
I think that's the exact thing that stared this thread!!

Stared??? Is that what you'd call a "Freudian Typo"?

90 posted on 07/14/2005 3:03:34 PM PDT by AnOldCowhand (The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
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To: The SISU kid

LMAO!!!

I just would have said "Why yes, they are lovely arent they"!!

:o)

Btw: It was an innocent statement on my behalf.. stop picking on me LOL


91 posted on 07/14/2005 3:04:04 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: AnOldCowhand
Stared??? Is that what you'd call a "Freudian Typo"?

That's exactly what that is....(last time I ever use the spel chekr

}^)

92 posted on 07/14/2005 4:41:29 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: motormouth
Btw: It was an innocent statement on my behalf.. stop picking on me

Oh....okay....if you insist....

8^)

93 posted on 07/14/2005 4:47:52 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: LongElegantLegs
If one wants to be all obvious about one's 'MILF' status

Do you own one??

}^)

94 posted on 07/14/2005 4:49:02 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: The SISU kid

Well, gee whiz, I didnt mean to hurt yer feelin's!!
If it will make you happy... go ahead and pick on me!


LOL


95 posted on 07/14/2005 5:09:58 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: The SISU kid
What?? What did I say wrong??? Sometimes I type quicker than I think...I think...sometimes... 8^0

Did I misunderstand your remark about "standing firm"? ;-)

96 posted on 07/14/2005 7:07:43 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife
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To: The SISU kid
I ain't telling.

maybe one or two.

97 posted on 07/14/2005 8:36:34 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("Se habla, MoFo!")
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To: peacebaby; The SISU kid
Did you ping me because of my big breasts?

It's certainly not why he pinged me! ;-)

98 posted on 07/15/2005 2:26:01 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Allegra

Are you a member of the I.B.T.C.???

8^)


99 posted on 07/15/2005 12:13:27 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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To: Stag_Man
My college football coach always said that his wife didn't care where he got his appetite, as long as he came home for dinner.

I enjoy working up a healthy appetite!!

8^)

100 posted on 07/15/2005 12:18:00 PM PDT by The SISU kid (There is no Spork)
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