Posted on 07/14/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT by Responsibility1st
William Rehnquist hasn't died yet (or resigned). Rove is still taking heat about Wilson's wife. Hitlery has her panties in a wad about GTA. Just not a lot of news today, so I thought I would surf the net. Defectiveyeti.com has an entertaining post titled "Don't Look Down".
I took the Squirrelly to the pediatric dentist yesterday. The receptionist was a girl in her mid 20's wearing a push-up bra and an unconscionably low-cut top. She remained seated as she reviewed the papers I had to fill out so I had to look down at her, except when she would briefly stand, lean way over the counter, and point out some clause on the medical waiver form.
Dear Women on Earth: please knock this off. Maybe you think you're doing us men a favor, that anything that increases the net sum of cleavage in the world is A-OK in our book. And I'm sure that's true for some. But for those of us who were raised to believe that openly gawping at the breasts of a woman two feet in front of you is rude, your heaving bosoms -- while no doubt a real treat under other circumstances -- are an undue burden upon us. You have no idea how exhausting it is to concentrate on whatever you're saying about my son's dental coverage while 85% of my mental resources have been diverted to my eyeballs to prevent them from drifting southward; you have no idea what a drag it is that, in order to go from looking from your face to looking at the paper in front of me, I have to detour all the way around your chest -- feigning a glance at a wall clock en route -- or move my head so quickly that I risk whiplash.
Don't get me wrong: I loves me some cleavage. In a bar, at a party, on the beach. But at the pediatric dentist? Come on. That's practically entrapment. I mean, who's your target audience here? Rule of thumb: if you're in a profession where you routinely interact with married men toting one year-olds, we'll take your mammalian credentials as an article of faith -- no need to flash 'em.
Now, given that rather boastful post of yours, I'm waiting for evidence to substantiate your claim. I promise to be fair and impartial...yet thorough.
Oh, I actually have seen those boobies before.
(I am referring to the the blue footed boobies )
Perhaps I would have, except I dozed off while reading your post.
So I went back to post # 17.
Yeah, I'm awake now.....
Which ear? And this must be the reason for your screen name??
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He's not the one wearing the company jacket that you donated to the goodwill, is he?? You know, the one with your name on it???
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What?? What did I say wrong??? Sometimes I type quicker than I think...I think...sometimes... 8^0
I think that's the exact thing that stared this thread!!
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Oh, yeah, well, uhm, I didnt mean it like that!! LOL
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I'm sure that's EXACTLY what the twenty-something receptionist said to Responsibility1st when she "caught" him staring....
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Stared??? Is that what you'd call a "Freudian Typo"?
LMAO!!!
I just would have said "Why yes, they are lovely arent they"!!
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Btw: It was an innocent statement on my behalf.. stop picking on me LOL
That's exactly what that is....(last time I ever use the spel chekr
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Oh....okay....if you insist....
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Do you own one??
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Well, gee whiz, I didnt mean to hurt yer feelin's!!
If it will make you happy... go ahead and pick on me!
LOL
Did I misunderstand your remark about "standing firm"? ;-)
maybe one or two.
It's certainly not why he pinged me! ;-)
Are you a member of the I.B.T.C.???
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I enjoy working up a healthy appetite!!
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