The John Kerry Special.....three purple plums in a milk sauce.
The Ted Kennedy Special......Rum cake in a pool of Irish Whiskey
You're on a roll already.
The Clinton Bite-My-Lip Special......Cool Whip on Jello
How about the Barney Frank drink... purple kool-aid? Served in a pansy painted glass.
Unfortunately, most of the ones I thought of were obscene and would get me banned. Here are a couple of marginally decent (although completely tasteless) ones that came to mind:
Janet Reno's Flambeed Bananas Waco (for those who like to set things on fire)
Slick Willy's Spotted Dick (Spotted Dick is a REAL dessert name in Britain, LOL!)
Dicky Durbin's Trifling Fool (Layers and layers of fool in a glass bowl)
DNC Fruitloop Granola (Fruitloops and nuts abound! Moonbats extra.)
The Just Desserts Cafe.
Joseph Biden Goulash........colored water w/lumps of dough
Leaky Laehy Martini.......In a glass with a leak.