Unfortunately, most of the ones I thought of were obscene and would get me banned. Here are a couple of marginally decent (although completely tasteless) ones that came to mind:
Janet Reno's Flambeed Bananas Waco (for those who like to set things on fire)
Slick Willy's Spotted Dick (Spotted Dick is a REAL dessert name in Britain, LOL!)
Dicky Durbin's Trifling Fool (Layers and layers of fool in a glass bowl)
DNC Fruitloop Granola (Fruitloops and nuts abound! Moonbats extra.)
LOL, I took my 14 year old nephew and niece to London several years ago. They both just about bought out all the Spotted Dick from Forum & Masons.