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BUTT SERIOUSLY (too many unmentionables showing)
NY Post ^
| June 27, 2005
| ORLA HEALY
Posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:35 PM PDT by martin_fierro
BUTT SERIOUSLY By ORLA HEALY June 27, 2005 PEEK-A-BOO g-strings - divine! Runaway bra-straps - sexy! Lumps of puckered lard cascading over the chafing waistbands of skin-tight skirts - absolutely fabulous! Whether it's thunder thighs bursting out of keister-cupping shorts, blubbery bellies drooping over belt lines or deflated bosoms languishing under form-fitting tops - New York is boldly redefining its celebrated status as the nation's fashion capital. The carb-friendly look that's spreading like a pair of child-bearing hips across the city lends itself to creative interpretation, as you'll see in our investigation on the following pages. Never mind that pesky habit of keeping your flesh in check - just sausage that body into the smallest item of clothing you can find. And don't be afraid to wear a skirt as a shirt, or even doff a cardigan backwards. Wanna get in on the fashion fun? It's easy. Just remember, if it's two sizes too small .
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To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/28/2005 1:59:29 AM PDT
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: Dashing Dasher
Hey, now there's something she's going to be so proud to show her grandkids someday......
To: martin_fierro
What passes for "style" these days is what I can only term "slut chic." I've been doing a great deal of traveling this last month (airports) and it's not just a regional problem. I can't believe some of the trash-heaps I saw along the way. I guess it's just more evidence of societal decay.
To: Dashing Dasher
She's pretty but she looks like a hoochie....
24
posted on
06/28/2005 3:29:50 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Even though I may look different then you...my blood runs red, white and blue.....)
To: martin_fierro
Glenn Beck says the fat girls who wear tight skimpy clothes have that 'Busted can of biscuits' look.
25
posted on
06/28/2005 3:31:41 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(...a sheep in wolf's clothing)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/28/2005 5:11:19 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: Fierce Allegiance; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Owl_Eagle
Yesterday da boobies, today da booties. :^)
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posted on
06/28/2005 6:26:51 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: TheBigB
28
posted on
06/28/2005 6:36:43 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; finnman69
29
posted on
06/28/2005 6:37:00 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Member: Evil Smelly Anthracite-Hearted Budgie-Crushing Christer Kill-the-Ayrabs Yokel Confederacy.)
To: martin_fierro
Classic, I wish the Post would do this more often and shame these people into dressing better.
Perhaps a "Fight Crack" story of the week.
30
posted on
06/28/2005 6:41:03 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: Constitution Day
It has been said they make the rockin' world go 'round. I know it's true because I heard it on the radio just this morning.
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posted on
06/28/2005 6:43:11 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: Constitution Day
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.) :o)
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posted on
06/28/2005 6:48:06 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
33
posted on
06/28/2005 6:48:28 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
34
posted on
06/28/2005 6:50:32 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(Member: Evil Smelly Anthracite-Hearted Budgie-Crushing Christer Kill-the-Ayrabs Yokel Confederacy.)
To: lainie
God says for us not to lead men to whom we're not married toward these temptations. Oh, don't worry. Men who aren't married to the above specimens wouldn't be the least bit tempted. ;)
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posted on
06/28/2005 6:52:23 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
To: martin_fierro
36
posted on
06/28/2005 6:53:35 AM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: marmar
I guarantee she's a hoochie - AND probably more than the groom can handle.
37
posted on
06/28/2005 7:17:04 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Constitution Day
RETVRN OF THE FVNNIEST. THREAD. EVER.
To: Dashing Dasher
That groom looks like the lovechild of Valdimir Putin and Jennifer Wilbanks.
39
posted on
06/28/2005 8:06:53 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: finnman69
Took me a few seconds to figure out what was the matter with the flick on the left :^>
40
posted on
06/28/2005 8:12:30 AM PDT
by
68 grunt
(3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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