Posted on 06/24/2005 12:54:43 PM PDT by LadyShallott
I have done this semi yearly thread before and I would now like some additional comments from my fellow Freepers on this. If you have visited the past threads please post what you remember or what you have posted. If you are new to the thread please continue the list. Its always fun. :) Please keep it light hearted. We are talking about are Freeperism's. K?
1. You know you are a Freeper when you can tell your spouse or friends what the news is like all over the world but you cant recall any recent news happenings in your home town.
2. You havent seen the sun in so that long you are hoping that the monitor will give you a neon glow tan. Monitor tans aren't wrong right? LOL.
3. When you say that you are setting the table for three...that means you, the mouse, and Freepers.
4. When you polish the silver it isnt about your grandmothers plates....get out the .45.....we dont need alarm systems.
5. Your spouse wakes up and tells you the recent news, and you had posted it three days ago.
6. You use your local newspaper to start your fire
7. When you and your spouse argue it comes out "deleted by moderator".
8. You spell check your childrens school papers and find yourself crossing out Hillary and putting in "Hitlery".
9. You can't sleep until you have argued, re-argued and then pinged your friends. We all have our priorities.
10. Relatives come over and wonder why you have photo shopped President Bush into your family photos.
11. You didnt go to your company Christmas party because you had some Freeping to do.
12. You no longer know the names of your family. You just pick FR screen names and hope they get the Freep mail.
13. You call out your spouses Freeper screen name in the heat of passion and he runs to check his freep mail. You never know what he might of missed.
14. You sing the star spangled banner to your kids, forget the lullaby.
You write BTTT on company memos.
You start talking politics and current events in your favorite watering hole and people start buying you drinks.
Sing company memos with tag line
Bump for later. Off to FReep!
1. You ZOT annoying lefty relatives from family get-togethers.
2. You include your tagline as your email signature.
3. You wrote "WGAS" across the coverpage of your employer's most recent equal opportunity survey questionnaire.
when someone stunes their beeber and it is hugh and series, and you know what they are talking about.
You reply to your average Joe's story about politics with:
"No, no, no! This is what's REALLY going on!"
My cell phone's ring is the Star-Spangled Banner.
Every time it rings I'm still spastically torn between two reactions: standing still with my hand over my heart or just answering the phone.
When you believe "Viking Kitties" are a real breed of cat!:-)
(Unnngh!)
Oh thats hugh...I am going to take a shower. LOL. :)remember the shower thing?
I think so. There have been so many shower jokes.
Actually, stories from my little hometown have been in here several times!
15: You begin to use words like 'hugh', 'series', 'beeber' and 'stuned' in normal conversation.
You know you are a Freeper when you don't lose sleep over anyone's treatment at Gitmo.
You know you are a Freeper when you are the only person at the office aware of yesterday's Supreme Court ruling.
If I can find someone who was on the original thread for the shower thing...It was like on the scale of 9/11 and someone said "ok, I need to take a shower". LOL. We have always laughed about it. But I dont recall now where it started.
BTW another Freeper just saw on TV that the Father and Son have been charged with murder in Aruba. Nothing is up on the news sites yet. Just wanted to give you a heads up.
You know where the moose moved your cheese to.
Or something like that. If memory is correct, it was the person that started the thread.
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