***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

Fierce Allegiance poses ---->

"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."

"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"

[Darksheare]

I'd end up unconscious and completely relaxed.
I'd also look like I'm dead.

[JimWforBush]

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

Unfortunately, that extra inch in height only puts me at 5'6" tall, which isn't all that tall.
*wincing*

(The rest of my family tends to be TALL.)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

All the better for me to attack you and bring you to life so to speak. ;o)

[motormouth]

Oh dasher....LOL

I do actually love apples...

ohh boy why do I sense trouble coming???

[BJClinton]

LOL. Not to sound like a geezer but, back in my day we didn't have none of them fancy electronics to keep us occupied. All we had was dad's belt to keep us quiet...

[Darksheare]

LOL!

Well, that would be interesting to observe.

"Test subject appears to be dead. Administering aggressive circulatory stimulation now."

[PaulaB]

Stinky...

didn't I tell you to stay off the treadmill on Fridays?

;o)

[Dashing Dasher]

We don't care about your height... it's the size that matters.

[Pyro7480]

Is she a bottle-brunette? ;-)

[BJClinton]

I'm an angry drunk, I'll leave it at that.

[shoffma1999]

I hate it when people post the treadmill girl - because every time I see it I about start cracking up laughing out loud. It takes everything I have to stop myself. Oh well, the office is pretty empty today.

[Darksheare]

*cough*

If I were a vehicle I would have a light frame with cramped spaces and everything shrunk for weight and space restrictions.
/ bad joke.

[AnOldCowhand]

Umm.. running in boots is kinda hard.

Get a mad mama cow behind you and you'll learn quick....At least in cowboy boots.

[PaulaB]

You are Slinky Heels! You're an uptown, well put together woman But you're not too uptight to enjoy a hot club You're always the best dressed chick in the room And you'll only settle for the best in men What Shoe Are You? Take This Quiz :-) .

[JimWforBush]

Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

[kevkrom]

I'm not sure if this will help my image around here...

You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in modern times. Unicorns are pure and incorruptible. In China, unicorns symbolized gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some poachers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prized possession, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when separated from the unicorn's body, the magic was significantly reduced. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spiraling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color.
What mythical beast best represents you? Take the quiz!