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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TheBigB
Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: boring; fridayfun; meanpeoplehere; sillynotskanky
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Thanks, I could use a good laugh with the day I'm having...
421
posted on
06/24/2005 9:18:26 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Dashing Dasher
Sounds like a code word...GMSA. ;)
422
posted on
06/24/2005 9:19:37 AM PDT
by
EX52D
Comment #423 Removed by Moderator
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Yeah,
and I like shiny, sparklie things.
But the only kind of extacy I like isn't in pill form and I'm just not into spontaneous hugging today.....
I'm more of a Grinch Bear today.
BTW, Bondage Bear for you was a given :)
424
posted on
06/24/2005 9:20:17 AM PDT
by
najida
(Once upon a time, there were three little Freepers---)
To: The SISU kid
Another Fishy Story!
On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed quietly.
I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the
boat to the truck and down the driveway I went.
Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential down pour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came back into the house and turned
the TV to the weather channel.
I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the
garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies ,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t!
425
posted on
06/24/2005 9:21:25 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: najida
I am so honored to be bondage bear.
We all have a big group hug for you to make you smile. :o)
426
posted on
06/24/2005 9:22:09 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: EX52D
Sounds like a code word...GMSA. ;) It stands for GimMeSomeA&&
427
posted on
06/24/2005 9:22:28 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: JimWforBush
Loved that video chess.
The screen would go blank so the game could use all its memory to think.
Used to set up a board and play along so I could see where the pieces were.
Most of all -- I could even beat the darn thing!
428
posted on
06/24/2005 9:23:13 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: Dashing Dasher
Oh that's going to ruin more than just casual day. What about lunch?
429
posted on
06/24/2005 9:24:04 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: Dashing Dasher
"It stands for GimMeSomeA&&" Damn Dasher, you better get some soon. How is the list going?
430
posted on
06/24/2005 9:24:13 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
431
posted on
06/24/2005 9:24:37 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
JIMWFORBUSH and THE SISU KID
No more "pings" if you know what I mean.
432
posted on
06/24/2005 9:25:19 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Dashing Dasher
Like I said, Great minds spank alike.
433
posted on
06/24/2005 9:25:42 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
434
posted on
06/24/2005 9:26:00 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
One of my 'eccentricities' so to speak is that when I'm upset, I hate to be touched and I need enormous space.
I may vent, but I'm the kind of person that really goes off to my den to lick my wounds. Believe me, when hubby and mom died, I nearly went insane with all the "Well, we just CAN'T leave you alone!" or "Let me give you a hug!" types.
Mostly, I just need to vent, rattle my chains, howl at the moon and then go chase some hunks, erm, ah...rabbits. ;)
435
posted on
06/24/2005 9:26:08 AM PDT
by
najida
(Once upon a time, there were three little Freepers---)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."
436
posted on
06/24/2005 9:26:47 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: BenLurkin
Did you want to be added to the Flirting with Dasher List?
Flirting with Dasher Sign-up Sheet....
1. JimWforBush
2. The SISU Kid
3. NEXT?! 3. NEXT?!
437
posted on
06/24/2005 9:27:24 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: najida
Well, by all means, HAPPY HUNK HUNTING!!!
438
posted on
06/24/2005 9:27:56 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida
LOL!!!!
Well, by all means, HAPPY HUNK HUNTING!!!
439
posted on
06/24/2005 9:29:20 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: r-q-tek86
440
posted on
06/24/2005 9:29:29 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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