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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TheBigB

Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB

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To: TheBigB

I wanna be post #222 !!!


221 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:03 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: TheBigB

I wanna be post #222 !!!


222 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:22 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Taking recommendations (with Photos) NOW!!

Here ya go!



Oooh, I thought you said lab. Sorry, carry on!
223 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:27 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does." - VP Cheney re: Howard Dean)
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To: r-q-tek86
Watch out for Captain Tenniel and his Extreme elimination challenge robot fire alarm:
224 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:33 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Izzy Dunne

"I wanna be post #222 !!!"

Nope still off by a bit.


225 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:33 AM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: TheBigB

I wanna be post #222 !!!


226 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:39 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You weren't supposed to tell!

Tell? I was hoping to make a reservation! ;)

227 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:41 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: Izzy Dunne

You got it now. LOL


228 posted on 06/24/2005 7:59:53 AM PDT by JimWforBush (A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
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To: kevkrom

lol. Yep. I had a friend that always made par for the course. He may have been on the 5th hole when he reached par, but that's when he would quit for the day, when he reached it.


229 posted on 06/24/2005 8:00:32 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Never underestimate stupid people in large groups.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
MADE IT!!!!!

Nyah nyah.

Time to go to the lake !

230 posted on 06/24/2005 8:00:37 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
Go to your room!
231 posted on 06/24/2005 8:00:49 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: BJClinton

I've got a live person on the phone!

YIPPEE!!!


232 posted on 06/24/2005 8:01:05 AM PDT by najida (Once upon a time, there were three little Freepers---)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

LOL!
That is okay.
The staplegun/bullwhip stuff doesn't go too well though.
(Destroyed my knees, and once something starts creating debillitating pain the activity ceases to be fun for me. Like bicycling used to be enjoyable but now my knees tend to say "Just WHAT do you THINK you are doing?")

Come to think of it, been running across quite a few people from my so-called sordid past recently.
Makes me wonder if Miss Staplegun1993 is going to make an appearance soon.


233 posted on 06/24/2005 8:01:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: kevkrom

Oh you saucy flirt!!


235 posted on 06/24/2005 8:01:15 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: TheBigB

Here are the 10 first place winners in the 2005 International
Pun Contest.

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says "Dam!".

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire
in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you
can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament
victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the
office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked,
as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts
boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them
goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes
to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later,
Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving
the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a
picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've
seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they
opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone
liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across
town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers
to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the
friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired
Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to
"persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed
their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can
prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his
odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... a super
calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different
puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns
would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.


236 posted on 06/24/2005 8:01:41 AM PDT by OESY
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
READY!!!


237 posted on 06/24/2005 8:01:58 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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To: TheBigB

Bump


238 posted on 06/24/2005 8:02:46 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: AnOldCowhand
(I'll have to explain that to IT)

It should be clear to them it was a redirect. And hey, all the "free" T&A you can handle!
239 posted on 06/24/2005 8:02:46 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does." - VP Cheney re: Howard Dean)
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To: BJClinton; najida

It's easier to contact them via the website.

Good luck!

Let us know how and when it's resolved.

DD


240 posted on 06/24/2005 8:02:49 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher ( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
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