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Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
Fierce Allegiance poses ---->
"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain." 
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?" 
Architects convention!
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Sigh.
Men and their "issues".
Does he need an "attitude adjustment"? ;-)
LOL!
Actually I usually find the car screeching to a halt next to me, car door slams open, and arm grabbing thing happening.
Of course, the car slams to a halt again, door slams open, and I get tossed back out of the car while loudly protesting being ejected.
*sigh*
Some people just have no sense of adventure.
(Though the running up with an artpad thing and saying "Sit still!" while scribbling an image does work at times.)
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President." (Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents)
This is an architect...
"You can't see me! I'm camouflaged!"
Coolbeans!
Pink Flaming Flamingos, I have seen it all.
Very simple... about a half pint of Guinness (has to be draught or "draught in a can"... NOT extra stout)
Add one scoop BlueBell Homemade Vanilla ice cream.
enjoy!
lol. Hey TS, check this one out.
Oh, I am sorry to hear that. If I caught you, I would not throw you back. You may beg to be set free though!
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