Posted on 06/17/2005 10:23:54 AM PDT by QwertyKPH
Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).
ah later when the mods are sleeping...
Good point. ;)
Even vienna sausages can come alive.
:-o
When you but one at the adult store!
Good point (though sitting on the washer during the spin cicle can be fun)
And make sure the load in "UNbalanced"! ;)
Serious joke..during a vasectomy, you're sitting reclined at a 45 degree angle, like a dentist's chair..there's big overhead light, againt..similar to a dentist's office..the dco comes in..he has an adjustable chair, gets' the height right for him...you get a local..so you "feel" everything..my doc was a clown.up on the wall above the light, in your line of sight...there's a mirror..next to it is a poster with a $100 bill taped to it, (HEY, IT WAS 1983) And these words .."IF YOUR WATCH THAT, YOU CAN HAVE THIS" He said that he never had to pay off in 15 years...BTW.I didn't get the c-note either..
That is why I've never balanced my washing machine.
Ohhh, yes. I caught a bit of that the other night while channel surfing. I was confused about the person who switched over to a female, and now has a lesbian relationship. Why????
You're BAAAAAAD......That's why you're so POP-U-LAR.
When I am bad, I am better!!
Oh-MY, Martin! REALLY??
Remember the "Mr Clean" commercials?
So, one night, during the monologue..Carson asks
"What did the lady say when she was sitting on top of the washing machine?"
"Come on Genie..DO IT AGAIN!!"
I thought that Ed McMann was going to have a stroke..he was laughing so hard..
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Good. Red looks better than blue.
:-)
Never been there, but I have heard there a lot of misunderstood penises there.
I haven't worried much about the "perfect one" but rather the perfect parking space for it.
That may be how yours was done but not mine. I was monumentally stupid and went for the double whammy. I had a hernia repaired and a vasectomy done at the same time.
This was 19 days after my second son was born. A week later, my darling wife went back to work and left me at home to take care of the baby. Me, the typical wimp male, who had been told to sit down to pee because the doc didn't want me lifting even that much weight. Left at home with a month-old baby who weighed 13 pounds at birth. Oh, yeah, a real fun time. My wife still tells everybody that I whined more than the baby. And I don't argue with the assertion.
I make it a habit to warn anyone who mentions hernia surgery (regardless of gender) to not have a vasectomy at the same time. Gets me some funny looks from the women but I never fail to make my point.
At one point in my life it was more like a city bus, a mass transit kind of deal, but since I have settled down, I would describe it kind of like a VW Beetle, not very impressive, but very reliable. Always gets you where you want to go and just cant be killed.
Why am I posting this to Petronski?
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