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Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis
CJAD online ^ | 8:09 on June 17, 2005, EST. | N/A

Posted on 06/17/2005 10:23:54 AM PDT by QwertyKPH

Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Science; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: dementia; hohoho; idiotthread; skanksnsluts; themultitaskingorgan
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To: pissant

LOL, I can't forget.
But I can laugh about it!
;-)


61 posted on 06/17/2005 11:04:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Two things to ponder:

1. What is the FIRST thing that all men do when they first wake up in the morning?

2. Survey of male Freepers..do YOU have a pet name for your little brain?

62 posted on 06/17/2005 11:05:03 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well I'll be--- It CAN happen!
(OK, maybe I'm cynical because it seemed the biggest jerks I've known/married were tiddly winks)


63 posted on 06/17/2005 11:05:07 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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To: Petronski
...classic...like a 57 Chevy

Yup..."Retro" is "in"; I'll, ummmm, stick with the one I got...

64 posted on 06/17/2005 11:05:32 AM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck (Life is so short. Play naked.)
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To: pissant

I'm pretty sure she's happy. :)


65 posted on 06/17/2005 11:05:49 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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To: ken5050
Well,
You know why men name theirs don't you?

Don't want your major life decisions made by a total stranger.
66 posted on 06/17/2005 11:06:48 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

"My we are bold, but baby, Vienna sausages are not depth gauges."

Now ya did it! I have to buy ANOTHER new monitor!!!

Thag


67 posted on 06/17/2005 11:07:44 AM PDT by thag (Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
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To: najida

She does get tired of me pawing at her from time to time. ;o)


68 posted on 06/17/2005 11:08:24 AM PDT by pissant
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To: najida

Few and Far between. Most have a bitter Napoleon Complex and do not care if the women are satisfied or not. But there are a few that learned to make the most of it so to speak!


69 posted on 06/17/2005 11:08:41 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Thag: Smart like a horse, (endowed) like Einstein.

Hey, waitaminnit......


70 posted on 06/17/2005 11:09:06 AM PDT by thag (Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

TMI, I have found I can have very satisfying sex with a small man... it really is the motion of the ocean.


71 posted on 06/17/2005 11:11:31 AM PDT by Ambrianna
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To: najida

Cute..what's left to talk about then?... Oh, I know..vasectomy experiences...MY urologist hit me with a surcharge because mine was sooooo big...


72 posted on 06/17/2005 11:13:02 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

RE: "Dressing right"

:-)

Are you left-handed or right-handed?


73 posted on 06/17/2005 11:13:49 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: martin_fierro

Spoken in an Alaskan eskimo cathouse:

"Hey, that looks just like one of those,, only smaller."


74 posted on 06/17/2005 11:13:53 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: ken5050

he he he

Rimshot.


75 posted on 06/17/2005 11:15:19 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Ahhh,
There is a story I could tell you about....

ah,
Later.


76 posted on 06/17/2005 11:16:24 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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To: bannie

"Right" all the way..only thing "lefty" about me is the side of my body where my heart is..


77 posted on 06/17/2005 11:17:03 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

Sir?


78 posted on 06/17/2005 11:17:58 AM PDT by MortMan (Mostly Harmless)
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To: thag
are you all backwards again baby, I will straighten you out, come here...

lust,

JRBC

79 posted on 06/17/2005 11:18:00 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: najida

When is the Modern Penis going to vibrate...and have an on/off switch?


80 posted on 06/17/2005 11:18:56 AM PDT by colorcountry (Um....I got nothin')
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