Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis

CJAD online ^ | 8:09 on June 17, 2005, EST. | N/A

[QwertyKPH]

Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).

[Petronski]

Yes, why are you posting this to Petronski?

[NerdDad]

1. Scratch my balls. No they don't itch. Just counting.
2. Do I have to answer yes if my wife is the one who named him?

[carolinacrazy]

I do not like 'em spotted, but pierced is fine!

Every time someone mentions pierce and penis I have a very sharp pain down there.

If you do get one of these insanely stupid things, I wonder how you go about purchasing new jewelry for it.

"Yes sir, I need to buy an earing for this dickhead I know. Can you help me out?"

[carolinacrazy]

Seattle is fun.

Heard you were a member of the Church of Tupac. Have you been ordained a "homey" (deacon) yet?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well, you get the jewelry from the piercing shop. Your piercer knows what gauge needle he used so you know what size to buy. They specialize in ordering that sort of thing.

Your way is kind of funny though!!

[ken5050]

Wow...what suprised me most about my vasectomy was how much it hurt for the first two days..it's a standing joke that anyone who has one tells everyone else that it didn't hurt a bit..they got up and walked out and went back to work..BULLSH*T...and what really pissed me off is that AFTER the procedure..THEN the doc tells us that we still have to use birth control for 5 weeks..because the little buggers can live that long in the urether..psychologically..the next day..the swellignn starts to go done a tsad..and you're sitting there wonderign if it still "works"..you know..will it get hard again ever..or was you doc a butcher who burst your bubble..worse two days imagnable..the male libido is a funny animal..

[carolinacrazy]

Dude.....I just don't know.

(Says to self)

Freaking IDIOT!

[carolinacrazy]

Well, you get the jewelry from the piercing shop. Your piercer knows what gauge needle he used so you know what size to buy. They specialize in ordering that sort of thing.

Jersey...

please stop

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Search me"

Strip Search?

[carolinacrazy]

the next day..the swellignn starts to go done a tsad

Disappointing huh?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I know a piercer that has 3 rings through the end of his penis.

"Yes I said 3."

[carolinacrazy]

Now bring me The Perfect One!

Yes maam, may I help you?

[carolinacrazy]

I know a piercer that has 3 rings through the end of his penis. "Yes I said 3."

I need some aspirin....bad. May dissolve it and rub it on.

[EX52D]

Ever see those "bearings" they insert below the skin? You would have to be pretty dedicated to put bearings there. ;)

[carolinacrazy]

Where do women get theirs pierced?

[carolinacrazy]

Bearings?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I do not know if they put those in that area.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Women pierce their labia or the clitoral hood usually.

[EX52D]

I've seen it...but then I never thought I would see people hanging from hooks either. ;)

[DarthVader]

Penis Dementia a disorder that effects 8 out of 10 liberal democrats.