Posted on 06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by pissant
This e-mail came to me today. I searched the web to see if I could find the origianl author. Either way, I think its funny:
Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
ROFLMAO. You're back in perfect form I see. hehehe
COMEDY:
Female - A mode of film or theater that is typically light-hearted and has a happy ending for the main characters
Male: Benny Hill
COMMITMENT
WOMEN: marriage
MEN: sex with two women at once
Isn't that just a synonym for "fart jokes and crude sexual humor"? (Note: another alternative, not quite synonymous, would the The Three Stooges)
:p
(In a whining, female voice: "But that one makes us feel so bad...")
Bookmarking for hubby
YES. I just used shorthand!
Are you sure you're not the famed "Deb" in another body?
LMAO
:o)
Don't know no Deb; was she good or bad? That will assist me in determining my answer!
Female: "When can I pick this up?"
Male: "Hmmm.... where did this part come from?"
Deb, to me was great..sharp as a tack..with a wicked sense of humor..and she would just dissect some poor unsuspecting assh**e here..you could see it coming..like watching a train wreck..she rarely posts now...
Well, if you feel so bad, why not call your hot friend over to cheer you up? I'll start getting the whipped cream out...
OGLING OTHER WOMEN
Female - something my husband does on occasion which annoys me.
Male - something I do more frequently than my wife realizes but I've learned to be subtle about it because it's guaranteed to keep me from getting laid.
(Stand back. I'm on a roll here. :->)
Female: 1) An artistic expression using only the body (see "ballet"); 2) Something my husband/boyfriend doesn't take me out to do, even though I'd really, really like to do it.
Male: Something we only do willing at our own or our daughter's weddings.
You forgot the 3rd definition:
Male: Something I wish my wife did too!
ROFL!
Or win our team wins the World Championship!
Mrs. kevkrom has resigned herslef to allowing me the "look, but don't touch" policy.
LOL!!!
Hey, boys, does this sound like me????? I think I might have been posting long ago, and not even known it!
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