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Eight Words with Two Meanings
StrangeCosmos ^ | 5/05 | staff

Posted on 06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by pissant

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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

ROFLMAO. You're back in perfect form I see. hehehe


61 posted on 06/17/2005 10:16:38 AM PDT by pissant
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To: kevkrom

COMEDY:

Female - A mode of film or theater that is typically light-hearted and has a happy ending for the main characters

Male: Benny Hill


62 posted on 06/17/2005 10:17:39 AM PDT by pissant
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To: motormouth
Or...

COMMITMENT

WOMEN: marriage

MEN: sex with two women at once

63 posted on 06/17/2005 10:19:28 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: pissant
Benny Hill

Isn't that just a synonym for "fart jokes and crude sexual humor"? (Note: another alternative, not quite synonymous, would the The Three Stooges)

64 posted on 06/17/2005 10:20:02 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: kevkrom

:p

(In a whining, female voice: "But that one makes us feel so bad...")


65 posted on 06/17/2005 10:20:28 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: pissant

Bookmarking for hubby


66 posted on 06/17/2005 10:20:47 AM PDT by Samwise (In the battle between good and evil, evil often wins unless good is very, very careful.)
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To: kevkrom

YES. I just used shorthand!


67 posted on 06/17/2005 10:20:47 AM PDT by pissant
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To: teenyelliott

Are you sure you're not the famed "Deb" in another body?


68 posted on 06/17/2005 10:21:04 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: MotleyGirl70

LMAO
:o)


69 posted on 06/17/2005 10:22:00 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: ken5050

Don't know no Deb; was she good or bad? That will assist me in determining my answer!


70 posted on 06/17/2005 10:22:26 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: pissant
17. AUTO REPAIR

Female: "When can I pick this up?"

Male: "Hmmm.... where did this part come from?"

71 posted on 06/17/2005 10:22:51 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: teenyelliott

Deb, to me was great..sharp as a tack..with a wicked sense of humor..and she would just dissect some poor unsuspecting assh**e here..you could see it coming..like watching a train wreck..she rarely posts now...


72 posted on 06/17/2005 10:25:13 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: bannie
In a whining, female voice: "But that one makes us feel so bad..."

Well, if you feel so bad, why not call your hot friend over to cheer you up? I'll start getting the whipped cream out...

73 posted on 06/17/2005 10:26:20 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: pissant

OGLING OTHER WOMEN

Female - something my husband does on occasion which annoys me.

Male - something I do more frequently than my wife realizes but I've learned to be subtle about it because it's guaranteed to keep me from getting laid.

(Stand back. I'm on a roll here. :->)


74 posted on 06/17/2005 10:27:15 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: pissant
18. DANCING

Female: 1) An artistic expression using only the body (see "ballet"); 2) Something my husband/boyfriend doesn't take me out to do, even though I'd really, really like to do it.

Male: Something we only do willing at our own or our daughter's weddings.

75 posted on 06/17/2005 10:30:00 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

You forgot the 3rd definition:

Male: Something I wish my wife did too!

ROFL!


76 posted on 06/17/2005 10:32:44 AM PDT by pissant
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To: kevkrom

Or win our team wins the World Championship!


77 posted on 06/17/2005 10:33:24 AM PDT by pissant
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife
OGLING OTHER WOMEN

Mrs. kevkrom has resigned herslef to allowing me the "look, but don't touch" policy.

78 posted on 06/17/2005 10:33:37 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: MotleyGirl70

LOL!!!


79 posted on 06/17/2005 10:34:36 AM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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To: ken5050; pissant; Oberon
Deb, to me was great..sharp as a tack..with a wicked sense of humor..and she would just dissect some poor unsuspecting assh**e here..you could see it coming..like watching a train wreck..she rarely posts now...

Hey, boys, does this sound like me????? I think I might have been posting long ago, and not even known it!

80 posted on 06/17/2005 10:35:17 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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