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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
6/17/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/17/2005 7:27:30 AM PDT by TheBigB
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To: TheBigB
Hey hey hey!
Wait just a minute there mister....
121
posted on
06/17/2005 8:04:07 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Now I could say so many things that would get me banned. WHY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TEMPT ME SO?
Hey...I only got a three day time-out.
122
posted on
06/17/2005 8:04:09 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
To: Dashing Dasher
Morning, Thanks for the Ping!
To: Constitution Day
"This thread need a shrubbery."
124
posted on
06/17/2005 8:04:48 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: Petronski
Sorry, we're busy right now. Please leave a message at the beep and we'll get back to you. *BEEP*
125
posted on
06/17/2005 8:05:00 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: Dog Gone
Now that's a scary thought. LOL.
(But just in case, SORRY Grandma.)
126
posted on
06/17/2005 8:05:09 AM PDT
by
gate2wire
(We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
To: TheBigB
Hey, all I wanted was that creme-filled chocolate-iced jobby on top...
127
posted on
06/17/2005 8:06:02 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: He stops breathing.
128
posted on
06/17/2005 8:06:21 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(The human heart yearns for the beautiful in all ranks of life. Harriet Beecher Stowe.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
WHY WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TEMPT ME SO? <Cue peaceful music>
Ahhh Soooo, Grasshopper. But what you must understand is that most temptation is in the mind. If you have control over your mind, then nothing in this world can tempt you. You must learn to let go of the things of this world and control your mind. In this way you will not be tempted. Clear your thoughts. Control your mind. Clear your thoughts. Control your mind. Clear your thoughts. Control your mind.
<Cut music>
MEL GIBSON SITTING OUTSIDE A TENT INVITING YOU TO JOIN HIM FOR COFFEE!
So, didja pass?
Shalom.
129
posted on
06/17/2005 8:06:54 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: tomkow6; rockabyebaby; scott7278; BJClinton; TheBigB
Just making sure y'all got a ping.
B, can you please make sure these are all on the list?
130
posted on
06/17/2005 8:07:16 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: TheBigB
131
posted on
06/17/2005 8:07:18 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: stainlessbanner
Q: What does it mean when a redneck's baby drools out of both sides of its mouth?
A: The trailer is level.
133
posted on
06/17/2005 8:08:01 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(The human heart yearns for the beautiful in all ranks of life. Harriet Beecher Stowe.)
To: peacebaby
"How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?"
You can't fit your finger between the rope and his neck.
134
posted on
06/17/2005 8:08:07 AM PDT
by
gate2wire
(We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
To: cyborg
I am going to job hunting today. My boss canned me tuesday night. What do you do and where are you willing to live?
IIRC, B is a recruiter in the Philly area. Sometimes I hire computer geeks.
Shalom.
135
posted on
06/17/2005 8:09:26 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Why do we let the abnormal tell us what's normal?)
To: Dashing Dasher
Because you went and played on an "unofficial" list. Bad DD!
Actually, just because I was redoing the list and left a handful off inadvertantly, as you can see from FA's post. Sorry!
136
posted on
06/17/2005 8:09:32 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: peacebaby
Lawyer jokes!
Q: Why do lawyers wear their ties so tight?
A: To keep the foreskin down.
Budle-a-dum, crash!
137
posted on
06/17/2005 8:09:57 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
To: TheBigB
138
posted on
06/17/2005 8:10:24 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: stainlessbanner
To: ErnBatavia
I try not to aggravate the mods too badly. I am their worst nightmare.
140
posted on
06/17/2005 8:11:22 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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