To: Dashing Dasher
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: He stops breathing.
128 posted on
06/17/2005 8:06:21 AM PDT by
peacebaby
(The human heart yearns for the beautiful in all ranks of life. Harriet Beecher Stowe.)
To: peacebaby
"How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?"
You can't fit your finger between the rope and his neck.
134 posted on
06/17/2005 8:08:07 AM PDT by
gate2wire
(We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
To: peacebaby
Lawyer jokes!
Q: Why do lawyers wear their ties so tight?
A: To keep the foreskin down.
Budle-a-dum, crash!
137 posted on
06/17/2005 8:09:57 AM PDT by
The_Victor
(Doh!... stupid tagline)
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