Q: Why do lawyers wear their ties so tight?
A: To keep the foreskin down.
Budle-a-dum, crash!
A lawyer walked into the bar and sat down next to me. He order a shot of JD and downed it, ordered another and another and another, must have done 8 shots in about two minutes. I commented "you're drinking those mighty fast." and he said "yeah, I'm celebrating my 1st bl-- job."
I said "congratulations, can I buy you another?"
He said "no, I got the taste out of my mouth now."
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows. They've never tried.