Posted on 06/17/2005 7:27:30 AM PDT by TheBigB
Ping-dilly-icious!
3rd?
Yaaaaaaaaay! :-)
ALL RIGHT!!!
The OFST is BACK!!
WOOHOO!!
OH NO! Not the Silliness thread!
Ach! Now I'm going to have to stop by Dairy Queen and get a Dilly Bar.
mmmm.... and a hamburger. I love hamburgers.
A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert.
As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scumbag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy is a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk."
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is Batman 10. Always complaining about his "rubber suit rash" 9. When you mention Superman, he rolls his eyes and mutters, "pantywaist" 8. His teen son drove to the prom in the Batmobile 7. Is re-roofing his house to fix loose shingles and grappling hook damage 6. Who's banging on his door at 4 AM but an angry, knocked-up Catwoman 5. Introduces his parents--Carl and Linda Batman 4. You hear him on the phone asking J. Crew if they carry seersucker cowls 3. On Thanksgiving, you see green lantern holding a JELL-O mold 2. When he goes on vacation, asks if you'll water his plants and grease his bat pole 1. He's a recluse in a weird outfit with a young sidekick ( Sorry, that's a sign your neighbor is Michael Jackson)
Thanks for the Batman pic, I love a man with hard rubber nipples!!!
Speaking of nipples did you see this, a man's nipples are not just for piercing and pleasure anymore. (It is a FR thread.
YIPPEE!
"Democrats opnions are never wrong because they are always fact." "How can you say that? Opnions are not facts." "It becomes fact when it is understood as truth. It was in the New York times. It is truth, therefore it is fact."
"Gather 'round here, my fellow liberal lemmings. Less you hear and believe what I say........"
And so went the Democrats with their media thugs into the annals of forgotten days.......
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break. The first surgeon said, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon said, "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon responded, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded."
Then the fourth doctor interceded, "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the fifth surgeon, who had been quietly listening to the conversation, replied, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
What do you do when you see a terrorist with half his face shot off?
You quit laughing and re-load.
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