All this, and conservative, too!
Damn. Injuns don't usually score grade A meat.
Others are physically very attractive but something about them really is off putting. Elizabeth Hurley is one.
Every time I see her I think "skank" despite the fact that she is very pretty. I think part of it is her laugh which can only be described as a cackle.
I wish a was a trapper
I would give thousand pelts
To sleep with Pocahontas
And find out how she felt
In the mornin'
on the fields of green
In the homeland
we've never seen.
And maybe Marlon Brando
Will be there by the fire
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood
And the good things there for hire
And the Astrodome
and the first tepee
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me
Pocahontas.
I thought VIRGINITY was an Indian Wedding tradition? This girl has been tossed so much you would think she would be dripping with salad dressing.
Will she be converting to hinduism too? If she really wants a traditional Indian marriage, she's going to have to let HIS parents come and move in with them.
"She is very keen to involve elephants in some way..."
In the ceremony, or on the Honeymoon? ;)
All this, and conservative, too!
Hubby aint gonna be no Hugh Grant she can walk away from. I hear those Indian cooking accidents are awful.
My vote goes to Joey Heatherton
how long will the traditional Indian divorce take?
Well, Indian women wear all the gold they own on that day, establishing it as their personal property, so that if there is ever a divorce, they cannot be forced to give any of it up to their husbands who own everything else.